Originally Posted by crackoff
Did you manage to get it all in the bowl?
I know that when my ex did it (straight after sex) she was mystified that it could spray in 2 different directions simultaneously - neither to where she was pointing
I have no idea! LOL! Probably not, but that's no different from when he normally does it. I've seen him try to pee first thing in the morning, and it leaks all over the place!
Oh my, I don't know what I would have done raising a boy. I cannot imagine trying to train him much less the mess! I have a nephew that I babysat when he was a baby, and I remember changing a diaper was a lesson in strategy. Timing was critical! I never got doused once, but I saw my sister get sprayed more than once! LOL!.