Hey you WoW virgins living in your mother's basement, get off the internetz and go to the nearest Catholic church and put on a clean shirt, the chickies will not appreciate you showing up with a shirt with foodstains all over the front even though it shows you are saving your resources against a time of future hardship. At least this way if you strike out, you at least can score some free coffee and donuts in the church hall, and the Padre can wash your tears away after you are laughed at by the eligible women there. :D That's the only way to meet women and come clean about the size of your Johnson, she is going to find out you are lying anyways. :D Merry crappy xmas and drunken new year whoremasters.
