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Donk, I believe it. After I posted my message I recieved a crazy email from a guy who claimed to have inside information that actor Dan Monahan, who played Pee-Wee, was actually much larger than

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Old 01-21-2006   #16 (permalink)
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Donk, I believe it. After I posted my message I recieved a crazy email from a guy who claimed to have inside information that actor Dan Monahan, who played Pee-Wee, was actually much larger than Tony Ganios who played Meat. Of course we'll never know, but the guy who emailed me said that he was employed as part of the lighting crew in the first of the Porky's series. Anyway the following was inside info he supplied about the filming.

There was one scene where the group of actors were "lined up" for inspection by an actress playing the part of a prostitute. She was supposed to feign astonishment at the sight of Meat's mighty organ ("I swear that boy's deformed.") Well poor Tony Ganios' little penis poked out about 4" from his well toned 6' 4" physique, and every time she got to him she would laugh and forget what she was supposed to say. Around the third take she got to Tony and let out "Let's see, I'll take that one (Monahan's penis) on that body (Tony Ganios)." Everybody but poor Ganios roared. The lighting guy also said that since the actress was married to an ex-NFL Hall of Famer, everybody was very well mannered on the set.
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Old 10-23-2006   #17 (permalink)
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bump anyone think of any other movies?
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Old 10-23-2006   #18 (permalink)
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I remember a few from television shows, but none from (non-porn) movies.

Other than Debra Messing's facial reaction, in "The Wedding Date". Dermot Mulroney has a fine ass, too bad Messing's eyes aren't mirrors.

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Old 10-24-2006   #19 (permalink)
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Did you guys already say Christian Troy from Nip Tuck? He said he had a 10" in season 2.
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Old 10-24-2006   #20 (permalink)
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There's that brilliant scene in Big where Tom Hanks wakes up in the body of a man and goes to the mirror, looks into his underwear and says "wow!"

The best one I can think of though is the character in The Full Monty... When he goes for his audition and Robert Carlyle says "so you can't sing and you can't dance...what exactly can you do?" and the guy says "well, there is this..." and drops trou. The resulting facial expressions are priceless!
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Old 10-24-2006   #21 (permalink)
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There are a lot of references out there but I can't belive my favorite hasn't been mentioned.

Young Frankenstein.. when they are talking about the design of the monster and how big he would be. Teri Garr says 'he will have an emense schwanztiga, Dr.' and it was proved later with Madeline Kahn singing 'Sweet Mystery of Life' on their honeymoon.
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Old 01-12-2007   #22 (permalink)
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Nevertheless, I ask this board to search their collective movie base and post all movie verbal and visual penis size references.
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Old 01-13-2007   #23 (permalink)
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In Bachelor Party, also starring Tom Hanks, there is a funny scene at Chippendales when one of the very hot dancers places his allegedly huge schlong on a platter pretending it is salami or something and one of the girls pulls on it. Alas, it not actually shown, but the reference is certainly there.
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Old 01-13-2007   #24 (permalink)
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I'll never forget boning up the first time I watched "Blazing Saddles" and from the blackness of the screen you hear Lily von Schtoop ask Cleavon Little if it's true what they say about black men, then the sound of the unzipping of his pants, followed by her nearly breathless: "It's twoo....IT'S TWOOOO!"
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Old 01-14-2007   #25 (permalink)
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There's that brilliant scene in Big where Tom Hanks wakes up in the body of a man and goes to the mirror, looks into his underwear and says "wow!"
There's a similar scene in "Spider-Man" after Peter Parker has been bitten by the spider. His Aunt hears him banging around in the bedroom (he knocked over the lamp trying out his web spinners) and knocks on his door and asks if he's OK:

Peter: I'm fine, just going through some changes...(looks down into pants) BIG changes!

A couple of TV ones:

The sitcom "Still Standing" did an episode about how large Brian, the teenage son, was hung. He was embarassed in the locker room and the parents thought it was because he was small or a "late bloomer" when actually he's a future LPSG member:

Bill (father): You can't let it get bother you, Brian. Everyone is different. There's always going to be somebody swinging the bigger bat.
Brian: Yeah.....but why does it have to be me?

"Family Guy" also did a similar episode about Chris being well-hung where Peter was very, very jealous.

On "The Golden Girls," Blanche was handing out copies of a homemade calendar, "The Men of Blanche's Boudoir," as christmas gifts. Dorothy flips to one page and lets out a huge, "Wooooah!"

Blanche: Mr. September?
Dorothy: Yes!
Sophia: I'm surprised you were able to walk in October.

In "The Nanny," there was an episode that discussed son Brighton being small.

In the Britcom "Coupling," there are numerous references to Patrick's huge package (..."he's a tripod!").

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Old 01-14-2007   #26 (permalink)
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my favorite is in Mr. and Mrs. Smith. they are in the restaurant and theyre "dancing" whiile theyre fighting. she is checking him for bombs and she looks down and she says "thats all john, baby." and he does that sexy little smirk. so hot.
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Old 01-15-2007   #27 (permalink)
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there was an old episode of Mad TV where a politician or something was trying to ban porn and lost the fight. anyways, he was in a porn directors office at the time of his loss and the director offered him a job and the man agreed. so the director said, let me see what I just bought. the man slowly unzipped his pants and the dir. said "come on, it's not a flag, let it hit the floor" so the man pulled it out and you heard a "thump" on the floor.

and let's not forget the movie "Basketball" where Yasmine Bleeth was dodging the 2 huge cocks.

has anyone seen the new American Pie, The Naked Mile? the girls are having "locker room" talk and discussing one boys small package and asking about how big another one is.

in the new movie "Crank" Amy Smart is giving head to Jason Statom and comes up for air and says "oh your big" and later they show some Asian girls talking about his sex scene in public and refer to him as "magnum size."

one of my favorites is the stupid movie "Orgasmo" where a porn director calls Ron Jeremy "pickle dick"
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Old 01-10-2009   #28 (permalink)
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anyone one remember anymore size references in movies ou shows?

I recall on the NEXT show on MTV where one of the guys brags about having a big one and when the girl "nexts" him he says she is missing out on a big cock. Then the guys in the bus get curious and ask if it is true. He says it is and shows them. You don't see anything but the guys make the "oh i see" face.

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Old 01-10-2009   #29 (permalink)
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Old 01-10-2009   #30 (permalink)
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In Will & Grace, there is an episode where Jack is auditioning for a corpse in 6 Feet Under, but he gets a little excited during the audition.

Karen asks 'So it was more like 5 1/2 feet under?'

Jack yells 'DON'T UNDERESTIMATE ME!'
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