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GIRLS: Nicknames for your bf/husbands penis

Hi girl. I was wondering if any of you have given a nickname to your boyfriend or husbands penis. I've been seeing a new girl recently (she's amazing) and she is used to circumcised guys,

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Old 04-02-2011   #1 (permalink)
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GIRLS: Nicknames for your bf/husbands penis

Hi girl. I was wondering if any of you have given a nickname to your boyfriend or husbands penis.

I've been seeing a new girl recently (she's amazing) and she is used to circumcised guys, so she has taken to referring to my uncircumcised member as 'The Caped Crusader' (we were watching Batman the night she coined it).

Mabye you girls could share the nicknames you've given partners, and why.

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Old 04-02-2011   #2 (permalink)
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A comedian was doing a bit on nicknames given to penises. He was polling the audience about it and stopped at one woman to ask her what she called it. She replied, "I don't have to call it, it just cums".

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Old 04-02-2011   #3 (permalink)
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A comedian was doing a bit on nicknames given to penises. He was polling the audience about it and stopped at one woman to ask her what she called it. She replied, "I don't have to call it, it just cums".
Outstanding.

My husband calls his The Thing. I call it, "Your Penis". I'm not into body part nicknames.

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Old 04-02-2011   #5 (permalink)
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I refer to my boyfriends as Pegleg. It's hard like wood, and his "third leg".

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Old 04-02-2011   #6 (permalink)
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Me: Have you ever had a nickname for your penis?

Hubby: No.

Me: Do you want me to-

Hubby: No.

Me: Are you sure you don't want-

Hubby: No.

Me: I could-

Hubby: No.

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Old 04-02-2011   #7 (permalink)
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i would sooooo let kate hudson call my penis princess sophia.

hell, id let her call my penis "ms tiny-limp-mcpremature-ejaculator" if it meant we were having sex... actually, she could just pass me on the street and say it, and id probably be cool with it. lol

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Old 04-02-2011   #8 (permalink)
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i would sooooo let kate hudson call my penis princess sophia.

hell, id let her call my penis "ms tiny-limp-mcpremature-ejaculator" if it meant we were having sex... actually, she could just pass me on the street and say it, and id probably be cool with it. lol
She is beyond lovely and a very funny actress, so I could see how you would let her do that! I'm sure she would be delighted to turn you into her "ms tiny limp..."
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Old 04-02-2011   #9 (permalink)
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My ex use to call mine ( Beast )
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Old 04-02-2011   #10 (permalink)
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She is beyond lovely and a very funny actress, so I could see how you would let her do that! I'm sure she would be delighted to turn you into her "ms tiny limp..."
lol im sure ill get a pm from her any day now

-If you drop your pants for a testicular exam, and your doctor coughs before you do...you might have a big penis.
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Old 04-04-2011   #11 (permalink)
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A comedian was doing a bit on nicknames given to penises. He was polling the audience about it and stopped at one woman to ask her what she called it. She replied, "I don't have to call it, it just cums".

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Old 04-04-2011   #12 (permalink)
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Me: Have you ever had a nickname for your penis?

Hubby: No.

Me: Do you want me to-

Hubby: No.

Me: Are you sure you don't want-

Hubby: No.

Me: I could-

Hubby: No.
LOL...sounds exactly like a conversation my wife and I had.
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Old 04-05-2011   #13 (permalink)
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I dated my husband for almost two months before finding out where his nickname "Cap" came from. It's short for Captain Elephant, a nick his cousin gave him when he was a young teen. Very appropriate. So his nickname is Cap and Little Cap is appropriately named "The Captain." After all, he does salute quite well.
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Old 05-09-2011   #14 (permalink)
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my wife calls mine "the lil lil". and as long as it's getting some attention, it really doesn't care :)
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Old 05-09-2011   #15 (permalink)
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Princess Sparkle...

sometimes Baʿal.

mostly Princess Sparkle.


he so hates it. but in an "i love ya warped lil ass, so i kinda like calling my cock Princess Sparkle" kinda way.

actual smexy smexy talking i call is penis cock.. with various adjectives attached.




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