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Masturbate in close quarters with someone else discreetly?

When I was growing up, I lived with 3 brothers in my bedroom. Around when I was 16, my two younger brothers moved into a room by themselves. Through my teenage years, I had to

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Old 04-25-2011   #1 (permalink)
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Masturbate in close quarters with someone else discreetly?

When I was growing up, I lived with 3 brothers in my bedroom. Around when I was 16, my two younger brothers moved into a room by themselves.

Through my teenage years, I had to jack off ever so discreetly since I was sharing bedrooms with other people; same thing when we took fishing trips and stayed in tents.

Sometimes I would just let it fly in my clothes and dry on me. Other times I would carefully pad my underwear with tissue to catch the mess. I even had to learn a special way of rubbing so I wasn't obvious above my sleeping bag or blanket;

What have other guys done when they have to balance sharing close quarters with someone and taking care of your horomones?
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Old 04-25-2011   #2 (permalink)
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Well apparently after a night of heavy drinking and xbox with my roommate I decided to retire for the night. We share a bed and he was still sitting on the end of it playing. Mind you I don't remember any of this but he says not long after laying behind him he felt the bed shaking and heard porn from my computer haha the next day I found a damp yellowing hankercheif I apparently used to clean up. So the question is. Is it discreet if I don't remember it? haha

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Old 04-25-2011   #3 (permalink)
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I've done it a bazillion times. If your roommate is a heavy sleeper and you hear deep steady breathing...it makes it easier. If your roommate wears glasses and can't see well without them, it makes things easier. If your roommate gets drunk and passes out...makes things easier. Its been a long time since I've been "caught", and if I was found out then my roommates have kept it to themselves. Just figure out your opportunities and work with those. Its really easy.

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Old 04-25-2011   #4 (permalink)
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During my rampant teen years where I just couldn't keep my hand off my cock, I too found myself in those "hushed" times. I developed a technique where I could take the fleshy skin of my glans just below the head and rub it between my index finger and thumb. My glans are extremely sensitive and although it took a bit longer I could easlily cum and cum hard this way. Used my pillow to muffle my breathing and would cum right in my shorts... ahhhh youth!
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Old 04-25-2011   #5 (permalink)
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I've done it a bazillion times. If your roommate is a heavy sleeper and you hear deep steady breathing...it makes it easier. If your roommate wears glasses and can't see well without them, it makes things easier. If your roommate gets drunk and passes out...makes things easier. Its been a long time since I've been "caught", and if I was found out then my roommates have kept it to themselves. Just figure out your opportunities and work with those. Its really easy.
Great response! It takes practice to get ur nut off silently with a brother/dad/roomie etc close by. U don't wanna be gross, but at the same when the dick needs a floggin, it's hard not to answer natures call.
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Old 04-25-2011   #6 (permalink)
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Let me get this straight, you and your roommate share a bed? Like every night?
How do you know you were the one who cleaned yourself up with the damp, yellow hanky??

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Well apparently after a night of heavy drinking and xbox with my roommate I decided to retire for the night. We share a bed and he was still sitting on the end of it playing. Mind you I don't remember any of this but he says not long after laying behind him he felt the bed shaking and heard porn from my computer haha the next day I found a damp yellowing hankercheif I apparently used to clean up. So the question is. Is it discreet if I don't remember it? haha

I'm always open to receiving friendly hellos from anybody, but know that I try to limit my friends list to people I'm in regular contact with.
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Old 04-25-2011   #7 (permalink)
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Let me get this straight, you and your roommate share a bed? Like every night?
How do you know you were the one who cleaned yourself up with the damp, yellow hanky??

I think he needs to change his percentages too. LOL Sharing a bed with your roomate is pretty GAY. Straight guys don't usually share a bed with another dude.
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Old 04-25-2011   #8 (permalink)
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I'm in college. I live in a double. And I probably masturbate once every two nights while he's asleep in the bed next to mine. I wonder if he knows. He snores pretty loud.

Average guy here in every sense of the word.
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Old 04-25-2011   #9 (permalink)
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During my rampant teen years where I just couldn't keep my hand off my cock, I too found myself in those "hushed" times. I developed a technique where I could take the fleshy skin of my glans just below the head and rub it between my index finger and thumb. My glans are extremely sensitive and although it took a bit longer I could easlily cum and cum hard this way. Used my pillow to muffle my breathing and would cum right in my shorts... ahhhh youth!
Exactly the same experience during my military training days. Spoke to my bungalow sharing mate about 20 years later, and confessed. He laughed wildly, said he had done exactly the same thing, probably at the same time.

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Old 04-25-2011   #10 (permalink)
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Let me get this straight, you and your roommate share a bed? Like every night?
How do you know you were the one who cleaned yourself up with the damp, yellow hanky??
Yeah every night and besides he's straight as an arrow and just doesn't care about what I do haha. I'm pretty sure I cleaned myself up....I think.

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Old 04-25-2011   #11 (permalink)
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I'm in college. I live in a double. And I probably masturbate once every two nights while he's asleep in the bed next to mine. I wonder if he knows. He snores pretty loud.
My roommate during my second year in college used to jack off in the wee hours of morning. Our bedroom was set up where the only thing seperating our beds was a chair with a lamp on it. I remember waking up on night and hearing the vcr click (he has stopping the tape). The volume was muted, but I saw the glow of the tv from it being turned on. I think he was a chronic masturbater becasue he did it quite often with me in the room. Of course he thought I was sleep, but it was such a turn on for me to think that he wanted me to catch him and then help him finish. He was from NY and had such a cool swagger. I would have given him head. LOL. I remember one night I came home late and I wasn't concerned about being quiet, and I came into the bedroom and he was passed out with the porn going on the tv. I remember watching Lexington Steele in a gangbang scene. I just turned it off and slept in the living room that night. LOL. And he used to watch another flick that was nothing but DP scenes. That always made me wonder about his fascination with dick. Oh how I miss those days.... I used to wait up late and pretend to snore and then peek ever so slightly under my comforter and I got a great show. He would jack off, but never fully exposed his dick until he was about to cum and he did that in a napkin. I would wake up many mornings and find the napikin with dried cum on the chair with the lamp that we considered a night stand. That was a great time....

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Old 04-26-2011   #12 (permalink)
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Oh yes, what memories. In military I would slip a sock under the covers just as I was getting into bed. With some normal tossing and turning I would slip the sock over my dick inside my shorts. Then, I would settle down on my side to a quiet rub just below the head. Sometimes it took forever to build up to cumming. But what a climax it would be after pressing and rubbing for almost an hour sometimes. My imagined secrecy of what I was doing right next to someone and the need to control you movement and breathing made it some of the best full body climaxes I have ever experienced. Course, the head of my dick was almost raw. I would just leave the soaked sock on my shunkened dick till morning.

I can tell you there were several instances that I woke up half asleep and almost forgot that I had to discretely deal with the sock. You know I bet that there were a lot of starched socks in the dirty laundry LOL. Wished I had discovered this trick in college because we had gang showers and a crazy roommate that made doing the deed very complicated. However when I looked into the john and found all the stalls occupied with some of the guys with their feet up against the door, I discovered that that was where most of the nutting was going on. They just couldn't keep toilet paper in those stalls. LOL
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Old 04-26-2011   #13 (permalink)
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Females have to learn the same skills in a dorm setting fyi.

As to jeepguy's being snide about sharing a bed, I have in my childhood had to share a bed with three same sex cousins and it was a bed with a big dip in the middle, too. Luckily it was for less than a year. Not everybody has ideal living conditions to meet your moral standards. It would be somewhat different in an institution setting like dorm or barracks. Then society dictates individual mattresses.

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Old 04-27-2011   #14 (permalink)
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I think he needs to change his percentages too. LOL Sharing a bed with your roomate is pretty GAY. Straight guys don't usually share a bed with another dude.
Says who? He's my best friend of 9 years and practically adopted by my family. Who are you to say what I am because I sleep in a bed with another human being?

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Old 04-27-2011   #15 (permalink)
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My roommate during my second year in college used to jack off in the wee hours of morning. Our bedroom was set up where the only thing seperating our beds was a chair with a lamp on it. I remember waking up on night and hearing the vcr click (he has stopping the tape). The volume was muted, but I saw the glow of the tv from it being turned on. I think he was a chronic masturbater becasue he did it quite often with me in the room. Of course he thought I was sleep, but it was such a turn on for me to think that he wanted me to catch him and then help him finish. He was from NY and had such a cool swagger. I would have given him head. LOL. I remember one night I came home late and I wasn't concerned about being quiet, and I came into the bedroom and he was passed out with the porn going on the tv. I remember watching Lexington Steele in a gangbang scene. I just turned it off and slept in the living room that night. LOL. And he used to watch another flick that was nothing but DP scenes. That always made me wonder about his fascination with dick. Oh how I miss those days.... I used to wait up late and pretend to snore and then peek ever so slightly under my comforter and I got a great show. He would jack off, but never fully exposed his dick until he was about to cum and he did that in a napkin. I would wake up many mornings and find the napikin with dried cum on the chair with the lamp that we considered a night stand. That was a great time....
i would imagine that when u guys got up in the morning the stench of semen was pretty heavy in the air.
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