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How many of you have summer camp experiences as kids/teens?

Some of us who were (un)lucky enough to have been shipped out of the parents' hair have life-changing stories to share.

Are you one of those?

Do tell!

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Summer camp? Summer camp?! Some of us were shipped off to boarding school to get us out of our parents' hair.

I spent two years at a boarding school when my father's illness had progressed to the point that taking care of him became a full-time job for my mother. My big 'sex story' from boarding school was about how I lost my virginity, and I've already told that story before.

5 years for me. unsurprisingly, that was also where i first had sex.

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I frequented boy scout summer camp, but unfortunately nothing sexual to report. I did masturbate a lot though.

Boy Scout Summer Camp - First "make-out" session. Just kissing and feeling around - it stopped there. The tent walls were thin and I was obviously confused to no end. This was waaay before I came out, even to myself.

The year prior - First time jacking off with another guy.

Love for sale,
Appetising young love for sale.
Love that's fresh and still unspoiled,
Love that's only slightly soiled,
Love for sale.

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I can just hear Allison Hannigan saying "One Time, at Band camp......"

Camp memories, yes, sometimes strange, but I have them.
I remember going to the shower area, and opening a curtain to be staring at the first hairy huge penis. It left lasting impressions on my mind. I was about 12 years old and had never been exposed to a naked man before. The dude was obviously proud of his package. I appologized, he threw the towel over his shoulder and said something like, "no problem" and sqeezed by me down the narrow concrete hallway. I just remember being too close to it!

Ooof! I loved scout camp for the sexy chubby scout masters in revealing pants.

Got sent of to [shudder] bible camp for 3-4 years.

And I thought that was why we went to camp?!?!

i went to summer camp at eleven-years-old; that was where and when i first made out with a girl and made it pass 'first base'. we didn't have sex, but it was the first time i touched a vagina.

"You know it could be like this ... just like this, always."
Jack Twist, BrokeBack Mountain.

"Don't quote me regulations! I co-chaired the committee that reviewed the recommendation to revise the color of the book that regulation is in! We kept it gray!"

"But you still have Zoidberg. YOU ALL STILL HAVE ZOIDBERG!!"

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My parents took my siblings and I hunting, fishing, backpacking, climbing, river rafting, sea kayaking, scuba diving, sailing, etc.

I guess that was my summer camp.

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Love Over Gold
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