Frightening, for lack of a better word. A real shame that you are 100% straight; I would expect the willing (and sane) female, as your pants dropped to the floor, to gasp
, do some quick mental calculations, then politely excuse herself, suddenly remembering that "those damn cold-sore thingeys are oozing again" (while she inserts her hand and begins scratching feverishly at her crotch).
In contrast, a right-thinking gay individual would simply smile
while silently trying to convince himself that sphincters were way overrated anyway.