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Tabasco for ED?

Has anyone ever used a shot of Tobasco in the butt as an instant cock stiffener? A friend swears it works like a charm. Before I try it for droopy dick and suffer the consequences,

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Old 06-19-2011   #1 (permalink)
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Tabasco for ED?

Has anyone ever used a shot of Tobasco in the butt as an instant cock stiffener? A friend swears it works like a charm. Before I try it for droopy dick and suffer the consequences, to say nothing of messy sheets, I'll call on the wisdom of this group. I mean, we do what we have to do, right?
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Old 06-19-2011   #2 (permalink)
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Tobasco on the internal anal membrane? You go first,and tell me.

'If common sense were so common everyone would have it' : Mark Twain
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Old 06-19-2011   #3 (permalink)
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doesn't sound like too good advise to me. Imagine it will burn like a muther fucker!
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Old 06-19-2011   #4 (permalink)
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I've ate some hot food in my life that was still spicy hot when it went out the poop chute, and it burned even after going thru my body. so no thanks. you be the guinea pig, let us know. sounds messy even if it works.
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Old 06-19-2011   #5 (permalink)
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I recommend you get your friend to demonstrate... on himself!
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Old 06-19-2011   #6 (permalink)
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Has anyone ever used a shot of Tobasco in the butt as an instant cock stiffener? A friend swears it works like a charm. Before I try it for droopy dick and suffer the consequences, to say nothing of messy sheets, I'll call on the wisdom of this group. I mean, we do what we have to do, right?
Eh, Tabasco may have middling results. If you really want the big stiff thing, use battery acid.

And shoving battery acid up your ass may also cure excessive gullability.
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Old 06-20-2011   #7 (permalink)
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Why are you trying to get people to harm themselves?
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Old 06-20-2011   #8 (permalink)
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I seriously hope no one is taking this thread seriously. I considered moving it to Funny Stuff after it was reported.
BTW you would have better luck getting an erection if you sprinkle a little Viagra on your huevos rancheros.

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Old 06-20-2011   #9 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by hsarge View Post
Tobasco on the internal anal membrane? You go first,and tell me.
Quote:
Originally Posted by SilverTrain View Post
Eh, Tabasco may have middling results. If you really want the big stiff thing, use battery acid.

And shoving battery acid up your ass may also cure excessive gullability.
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Originally Posted by nudeyorker View Post
I seriously hope no one is taking this thread seriously.
BTW you would have better luck getting an erection if you sprinkle a little Viagra on your huevos rancheros.
And on these notes, thread closed.

Instant gratification takes too long.

Please, don't send me a friendship request unless we genuinely have a relationship or you've at least discussed it with me first. I'd appreciate it. Muchly.
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Old 06-20-2011   #10 (permalink)
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i think its a set-up. your friend is joshing you, dude. but just for kicks, why dont you ask him for a demonstration.
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Old 06-20-2011   #11 (permalink)
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Apparently, I was wrong.

Instant gratification takes too long.

Please, don't send me a friendship request unless we genuinely have a relationship or you've at least discussed it with me first. I'd appreciate it. Muchly.
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Old 06-21-2011   #12 (permalink)
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WOW!!! 0-o

Ill take a floppy sock over a flaming starfish anyday

"We cannot solve our problems with the same thinking we used when we created them."
- Einstein
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Old 06-21-2011   #13 (permalink)
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I mean, we do what we have to do, right?

heres a thought, if u have ed go to your doctor and get some viagra
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Old 06-21-2011   #14 (permalink)
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Reminds me of the time, me mate was using some warming muscle rub and went to scratch his arse..... soon forgot about his aching limbs
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Old 06-21-2011   #15 (permalink)
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Eh, Tabasco may have middling results. If you really want the big stiff thing, use battery acid.
And shoving battery acid up your ass may also cure excessive gullability.
I've tried so many gullibility cures and none of them work. I'm starting to think they're not for real. Maybe I'll give the battery acid thing a try, but if it doesn't work then I'm done!

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