Originally Posted by Big Jax
Has anyone ever used a shot of Tobasco in the butt as an instant cock stiffener? A friend swears it works like a charm. Before I try it for droopy dick and suffer the consequences, to say nothing of messy sheets, I'll call on the wisdom of this group. I mean, we do what we have to do, right?
Eh, Tabasco may have middling results. If you really want the big stiff thing, use battery acid.
And shoving battery acid up your ass may also cure excessive gullability.