What's the best quick joke you know?

How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. All the rest are documented case histories.

If you want to catch the wave that is going to change your life you have to swim outside of your comfort zone.

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What type of bees make milk?

Boo-bees!

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Boo!


What's brown and sounds like a bell? DUNG!

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@ Endued: *groans*

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Alright try this one.

Two parrots sat on a perch. One says "can you smell fish?"

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Aw *pats you*

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Damn, that took me three readings to figure out.

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So, this Irishman walks out of a bar...

My artwork in progress:
http://inyourcunt.tumblr.com/

Why a tight pussy taking a big dick and giving birth are not the same:
http://www.lpsg.org/4074160-post64.html

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The following joke appeared in The National Lampoon in the late 1970s, in their "letters" pages, where it was attributed (facetiously) to Stevie Wonder:

Have you seen Ray Charles's new piano? Neither has he.

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...a fav multipurpose punch line I've used here before:

"take two, they're small."

"What are you doing?"
"Screwing the earth."

How many guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?\

Only one... men will screw anything


(can't remember... maybe I saw this on LPSG??)

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Q. Why did "god" give women nipples?
A. To make suckers out of men...

Q. What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
A. A cherry float.

Q. What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?
A. Beat it -- we're closed.

Q. Why do women close their eyes during sex?
A. They can't stand seeing a man have a good time.

Q. What's the difference between a micro-wave and a homosexual?
A. A micro-wave doesn't brown your meat

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what's brown and tan and looks good on a lawyer?

a doberman!

why do lawyers wear neck ties?

to keep the foreskin from rolling up over their heads!

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Good stuff, I like that one.


Whats harder than wrestling an oily, naked man to the ground?

My dick while I'm doing it.

We're only making plans for Nigel.

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Sitting on the Dock of the Bay, watching the tide roll away

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Cause he didn't have any guys.
(:p lame I know.)