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BUSTERHYMAN met a pieman going to the fair. Said BUSTERHYMAN to the pieman, "Let me taste your ware." Said the pieman to BUSTERHYMAN, "Okay but please don't bite."

Today's The Onion headline:

David Fincher To Helm YouTube’s First Hour-Long Drama Series 'Turtle Has Sex With Shoes'


Please read the rules.

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Pecker is a motherfucker. Literally. He fucks his mother.

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Uncensoredwills was known in his high school for running the local glory hole. From geeks to teachers, they've all cum in his mouth.

XMARKSBREAKDOWNX tucks it, and listens to Q. Lazarus "Goodbye Horses".

Q Lazarus - Goodbye Horses - YouTube

Never easy
Never clean
Being a beast
Among human sheep

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Dirtyblacksummer's asshole is always leaking semen. Not because he barebacks, but because he drinks so much of it.

Pecker was getting down to some foreplay with his two bitches uncensoredwills and Xmarkbrakesdownx last night, when all of a sudden Pecker told uncensoredwills and Xmarkbrakesdownx to stop.

"Please don't do that, it's a real turn off" Pecker said.

"What? licking your testicals?" uncensoredwills asked.

"No" Pecker replied.

"Talking."

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Busterhyman once went for 5 hours without give any handjobs to any 14 year olds. He's his best personal record! Saddly, he only met it because the 14 year old chloroformed him.

xmarksbreakdownx has trouble holding his job add a poor man's Justin Bieber. He gets complaints that to effeminate.

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Wishingiwaslucky is world known for his ability to make himself ejaculate by smelling the hair of a goat.

In a restaurant:

xmarksbreakdownx Asked the waiter, why does my coffee smell like dirty cock?"

"Excuse me, xmarksbreakdownx, please try holding your coffee with your left hand"

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Busterhyman was able to buy a Lamborghini with all the money he made from giving out blowjobs last night.

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xmarksbreakdownx funded most of Busterhyman's Lambo by giving paying Busterhyman $200k for a desparate blowjob...

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Motoramic has been known to wait in the back of Lowes until they close. Then he walks up to the light fixtures and ejaculates on all of them.

WHOA! I promised I wouldn't come back here, but that one seems a bit extreme and uncalled for since I consider Pecker my friend, and I hope he me.

Ya ain't seen an attitude like a North jerseyan attitude. Hey,hetero 5'10", 185 lbs, brown/black hair, hazel green eyes, 10.5X7.5, looking for that very special romance.

I'm not interested in getting PM's from complete strangers, nor do I wish any solicitations about cock size, getting together. etc. So trust me when I tell you that you will be deleted from my message banks and put on ignore.

If I don't know you, you aren't getting a friendship request approved.

xmarksbreakdownx Say's he showers his friends with love*


Like prince albert dong in the face...repeatedly