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Reg was at the Comedy club on open mike night trying out "haha's" new routine. Xmarks was sitting so close to stage he got hit in the face by Haha's punch line.

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Old 07-16-2012   #3001 (permalink)
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Reg was at the Comedy club on open mike night trying out "haha's" new routine. Xmarks was sitting so close to stage he got hit in the face by Haha's punch line.
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Old 07-16-2012   #3002 (permalink)
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Reg is Busterhyman's "daddy".
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Old 07-16-2012   #3003 (permalink)
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xmarksbreakdownx was recently forced to leave Buckingham Palace. Assuming the bear skin hats worn by the guards were made from the bear's scrotal sack he went into a sexual frenzy. Let us just say that Her Majesty will not need any glue for a few months.

Last edited by wishingiwaslucky; 07-16-2012 at 01:39 PM.. Reason: Typo
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Old 07-16-2012   #3004 (permalink)
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When Xmarks and Wishingiwaslucky left the palace Wishiwaslucky, explained again to Xmarks he is supposed to aim for his mouth.
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Old 07-16-2012   #3005 (permalink)
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Reg lives in the basement. The family upstairs doesn't know yet...
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Old 07-16-2012   #3006 (permalink)
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From my basement lair, I can hear Xmarks and Bangbro 69ing.
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Old 07-16-2012   #3007 (permalink)
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Reg's "basement hair" is braided.
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Old 07-17-2012   #3008 (permalink)
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'Do you floss your teeth?'asked xmarksbreakdownx dentist

'I certainly do.'
'it doesn't look like it, are you sure?'
' Well not in the traditional sense but I go down on Reg a lot and he doesn't shave?'
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Old 07-17-2012   #3009 (permalink)
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Reg was getting his pube hairs permed the other day. The stylist commented he doesn't do anyone else's pubes. Reg said Xmarks likes using it as floss and the curlier the better. He said he will have to try it for his boyfriend Buster Hyman, he has really bad tartar build up but he really blows good.
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Old 07-17-2012   #3010 (permalink)
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Reg recently sold his body in order to buy a switch blade to masturbate with. He likes living on the edge.
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Old 07-17-2012   #3011 (permalink)
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xmarks grew his pubes into matted dread locks...not on purpose....he just doesnt wash the hair down there...
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Old 07-17-2012   #3012 (permalink)
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Bigboy9239 actually begged me one day if he could wash my pubes. It wouldn't have been so bad if he wouldn't have done it in the middle of Wal-Mart.
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Old 07-17-2012   #3013 (permalink)
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HA! Like THAT'S the weirdest thing you've seen at Walmart! At least it was the hair products isle....not the cart corral....or checkout!
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Old 07-17-2012   #3014 (permalink)
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Recived this
NEWS FLASS
From BIGBOY


That Xmarksbrakesdownx he met his girlfriend's Reg sister Bangbro , couldn't believe how alike they were!

They both talk the same, act the same, and they both push back when Xmarksbrakesdownx fucking them up the ass.
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Old 07-17-2012   #3015 (permalink)
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Xmarks was drilling Regs ass the other day. Xmarks kept moaning "push back baby like Buster Hyman does".
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