I hate it when.....

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Like the title says you hate it when....

I hate it when I roll over onto my morning wood. I don't hate the wood just the action lol

7.75 by 6 inches bpl
7.25 to 7.50 by 6 inches nbpl
Goal 8 inches nbpl and 6.2 inches girth

I hate it when its so hot and muggy at night, that you sweat profusely while you try to sleep

I hate it when either the construction guys renovating an apt next door, or my upstairs nabe who loves to rock his rocking chair get on an early start on my day off.

Ya ain't seen an attitude like a North jerseyan attitude. Hey,hetero 5'10", 185 lbs, brown/black hair, hazel green eyes, 10.5X7.5, looking for that very special romance.

I'm not interested in getting PM's from complete strangers, nor do I wish any solicitations about cock size, getting together. etc. So trust me when I tell you that you will be deleted from my message banks and put on ignore.

If I don't know you, you aren't getting a friendship request approved.

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I work in construction in Texas, I hate it when your sweat makes your shorts wet and rub your legs and balls raw

7.75 by 6 inches bpl
7.25 to 7.50 by 6 inches nbpl
Goal 8 inches nbpl and 6.2 inches girth

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When a I run out of toilet paper but don't realise it til its too late.

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I'm jacking off & really getting into it then my cell phones rings! :(

Being Über tired and horny. Ya know, those marathon wank sessions where you are falling asleep, your dick wants to rest, but you just can't stop till you cum. So unsatisfying when you do! lol

When i am planking some young woman and the condom brakes

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Is that what lead you to finding the condom game

7.75 by 6 inches bpl
7.25 to 7.50 by 6 inches nbpl
Goal 8 inches nbpl and 6.2 inches girth

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I hate it when I'm getting a BJ and I'm almost ready to cum and the person who is giving it has to stop and talk or ask me questions i HATE THAT !!!!

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I hate it when you have to teach a girl how to give a BJ

7.75 by 6 inches bpl
7.25 to 7.50 by 6 inches nbpl
Goal 8 inches nbpl and 6.2 inches girth

I hate it when you have to t4ach a GUY how to give a BJ! (well not really hate, but after a while, if it was a string of them...)

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hmm, ya kinda copied me

Mimicking is the best form of flattery

7.75 by 6 inches bpl
7.25 to 7.50 by 6 inches nbpl
Goal 8 inches nbpl and 6.2 inches girth

Yes good one

I hate it when the guy you are sucking off is too drunk to keep his erection. :angry:

Know your limits people!grrr...