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Old 08-19-2011   #17 (permalink)
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monster hands!
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Old 08-20-2011   #18 (permalink)
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I can't seem to get it up, can you put a paper bag over your head?
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Old 08-20-2011   #19 (permalink)
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"My pastor told me guys will love it when I do this."





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Old 08-20-2011   #20 (permalink)
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"honey, do you have a vacuum cleaner?"
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Old 08-20-2011   #21 (permalink)
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"Do you think the baby can feel it?"
Old 08-20-2011   #22 (permalink)
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MY LEFT!!! *ompf*MY LEFT!!!*owie*
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Old 08-20-2011   #23 (permalink)
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Oh, you're still here???
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Old 08-20-2011   #24 (permalink)
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"Can I be accused to use the restroom"

7.75 by 6 inches bpl
7.25 to 7.50 by 6 inches nbpl
Goal 8 inches nbpl and 6.2 inches girth
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Old 08-20-2011   #25 (permalink)
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"taun-taun love!"
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Old 08-20-2011   #26 (permalink)
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T.O. - this thread is hilarous!
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Old 08-20-2011   #27 (permalink)
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"that's not how Dean Winchester would do it"

*actual quote from actual sex
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Old 08-20-2011   #28 (permalink)
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Let me cum in you, and I'll pay for the abortion.
Old 08-20-2011   #29 (permalink)
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"you're kidding, right?"
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Old 08-20-2011   #30 (permalink)
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and what's more I don't think we should have to make a decision about expanding into retail just on the basis of the tax code, especially since we hold the patent on the circuitry that will have to be included in the device. Our previous experience with Canadian distributors seemed to indicate that we can ship within 48 hours, and they'll be able to restock in their existing outlets without putting a dent on sales on this side of the border. Y'know, I've read the Noth American Free Trade Agreement and it does address this question directly.....

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Keep control in sex matters; it's manly to do so.
---The Boy Scout Handbook
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