Describe your IDEAL penis including the specific length and girth

Silvertip · 09-09-2011

In spite of being a regular participant at this site size is not terribly important to me. I'll have to agree with MoociMan that for me it's all about aesthetics. And that, of course, is a terribly subjective thing. So when it comes to size I'm happy with anything between five and nine inches in length and five to seven inches in girth, with the girth meaning more to me than length.

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Originally Posted by _exotiKittie

8x6 with even girth through the shaft and a slightly knob-like flared glans. Smooth in texture, but would love a prominent vein snaking along the top.

A Silvertrain-esque load...

My prominent veins drop off to the sides but I'm pretty much otherwise as you've described, exotiKittie:

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hungteen19921992 · 09-09-2011

I don't get it though, for above average you say 6.5-7.5, but then for large you say 7-8?

nicecircjob · 09-09-2011

The ideal penis in my opinion would be cut with a high up on the shaft circumcision scar. Nine inches in length, 7 1/2" circumference and an upward pointing banana curve erection. That is what I would like to have. What I do have is cut, circumcison scar 3/8" from corona. Forward pointing with downward curve.

nicecircjob · 09-09-2011

Forgot to mention my length and circumference. Only 6x4. :-(

rough_neck_9_1 · 09-09-2011

I've honestly thought something that's in the ball park of 7 1/2" in length at about 6 3/4" of girth, but it has a nice fat head that perks up and the whole length has a gentle upwards curve to it... that's about what I think is a nice looking dick that I'd swallow jizz from.

ShannonH · 09-09-2011

I think people need to measure out a real 7" circumference, find something around that size, and see if they can put it in their mouth at all. I'm straight, but I'd think a dick too fat to fit in a mouth is a dick that's fatter than ideal.
I've spent this week waiting for the teeth-marks on my cock to heal.. not fun :(.

luckyseven · 09-09-2011

As my wife prefers a guy to be hung and uncut I suppose the BIGGER the better. My ideal penis would be uncut, about 8 inches in length and 6 inches in girth, with a slight upward curve.

Draconis71 · 09-09-2011

well, since I didn't see it on the pole...
I'd drop a bit of length/girth. Ideally, I'd like to be 7.5-7 x 6.5-6.25 (that's 9.5-9 x 8.5-8.25 internet inches)

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Originally Posted by hungteen19921992

I don't get it though, for above average you say 6.5-7.5, but then for large you say 7-8?

Think of mathematical sets and subsets: 6-7.5 can be "above average" while 7-8 can be "large"... And, yes, there IS an overlap.
Think of numbers 1-9 as "all". 1-3 as "small" 4-6 as "middle" and 7-9 as "upper". 1-4 would be "low" and 6-9 would be "high" 5 would be "average" Each number is in at least 2 sets.... and there is overlap. Edited out the 20000 page post on mathematical sets...

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Originally Posted by nicecircjob

The ideal penis in my opinion would be cut with a high up on the shaft circumcision scar. Nine inches in length, 7 1/2" circumference and an upward pointing banana curve erection. That is what I would like to have. What I do have is cut, circumcison scar 3/8" from corona. Forward pointing with downward curve.

Honestly, I have NO idea why anyone would want a girth over 6.5... Anyone who claims to have such a girth, AND claims to get blowjobs... I think they need to re-consider the method they use to measure.

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Originally Posted by ShannonH

I think people need to measure out a real 7" circumference, find something around that size, and see if they can put it in their mouth at all. I'm straight, but I'd think a dick too fat to fit in a mouth is a dick that's fatter than ideal.
I've spent this week waiting for the teeth-marks on my cock to heal.. not fun :(.

Agreed. Seems most people have difficulties measuring/guestimating.. or photoshop/borrow pics.. then claim they get blowjobs. A redbull can is about 6.25-6.5" girth. Havn't seen too many people who can plug those into their mouths without any major tooth-play. (tho, I DO know one girl who can dislocate her jaw and deepthroat a beerbottle, bottom first... and another friend who's had all his teeth pulled. His wife's never complained that he leaves teeth marks anymore ;P)

rotterdam5 · 09-09-2011

My ideal is cut, 10-11" in length, 7"-8" around....with a slight downward curve. I have experienced 2 that were over 12" in length, but found them a little too much to take comfortably to the balls. I'm talking here true measurements...taken on the top, no cheating!

avg_joe · 09-09-2011

9"X6" with a mushroom head. I am almost there.

toadstool · 09-09-2011

i have a average length in a penis 6.2 to 6.5 and over average girth 6.3 to 6.5 and i like a dick that is long and kind of thin 7 in length and 5.5 to 6.2 in girth

Silvertip · 09-10-2011

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Originally Posted by rotterdam5

My ideal is cut, 10-11" in length, 7"-8" around....with a slight downward curve. I have experienced 2 that were over 12" in length, but found them a little too much to take comfortably to the balls. I'm talking here true measurements...taken on the top, no cheating!

An 8" girth is the same as a standard beer can. If you think you can deep throat a beer can I'd have to see it to believe it. How about posting a pic of a beer can fully inserted in your mouth so we can believe your ability to handle such girth?

B_cockluv10 · 09-10-2011

For me the perfect penis is cut, 8.5x5.5 with no curve at all.
He's going to be in town Tuesday and I'm going to be in heaven for several hours.

SweatsBulge · 09-10-2011

For me you just need to find user XXLJO and that is what I wish I had.

D_CountVonBhigBohner · 09-11-2011

8.5x6 plus, big hanging nuts...