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THE MOST KANDID KARDASHIAN INTERVIEW EVER, PART 2: Crazy-Juicy Gay Rumors Edition | xoJane
In this interview, Kourtney, Kim, and Khloe reveal that the men in their lives practice homoerotic behavior and are hung.
Jane: We asked our readers at xoJane.com what questions we should ask you today and they were flooded. We had a Kountdown to Kardashians Kalendar and all this stuff -- like we were super excited, right? So, Cat, which question should we pick?
Cat: (pointing at list)
We should go with that one.
Jane: Oh you want go with that one?! I was going to go with is Chris well endowed? But okay. All the gay guys in our office want this to be true. Rob and Scott.
Like -- did they ever hook up?
Only on Wednesdays.
: I wouldnít be surprised if they did. I always say that.
They're, like, obsessed with each other. (to her sisters) What IS that double kiss they do?
They love to kiss.
Kourtney: Rob and Lamar kiss. They kiss each other on their cheeks, this is so awkward, I donít know what it is about them. But I will say, Scott and Lamar are both only children, and Robert is basically an only child because he is a boy and we, like, donít talk to him. So maybe they're all so desperate for affection that itís like their own little mťnage a trois.
Jane: Good answer. Thank you so much for being on Jane Radio.
Thatís it?! Thatís all the inappropriate questions?!
Jane: Weíre getting the hook -- they're telling us we're out of time! Okay, wait -- is Kris [Humpries] well endowed? They all think he is.
I would think he is.
(decidedly not feeling us) I don't really like questions like that.
Khloe: We got all of the preview of Scott at his parents'.
Kim: Even today. Honestly, itís way too much. He has to start wearing some tighty-whities.
Khloe: He was wearing pajama pants and no undies and you could see it all.
Kourtney: It's like an elephant's trunk.
Khloe: He kept going, ďIím trying to compete with LamarĒ and I was like "Oh, stop it, you two."
I just got a Google alert, because Scott and I just had our date night.
You have your own Google alerts? We have that on record: Kourtney has her own Google alerts and checks them.
We went on a date night in the Meatpacking last night, so the story said, ďThe Meatpacking District isnít the only thing packing meat!Ē Scott was wearing a suit with no underwear last night, so you could see, like, something.
What?! Like, thatís NOT normal. We have got to by him some underwear for his birthday or something. This is freaking me out.
He never has any!
Jane: So Iíll just extrapolate: you are all doing fine in that department. So we donít need to say anything more about it.
We are all doing fine. But we need to buy Scott some underwear.