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White washed gangbang on a ebony and drilled very hard in outdoor

"The Dingo Ate The Baby!"

lmfao

I watched the first 1 minute and 11 seconds and decided that was enough for me as I have carpet, not tiles, so if I was to gag and vomit it was going to be harder to clean up.
And I even go to Ayers Rock every month where this alledgedly happened......and still didn't find it funny.....but their attempt at our accent was the funniest part though

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Bahahahaha "I'm outta shrimp, there's none on the barbie". I don't actually know any of us aussies that have actually had shrimp on the barbie.
Pretty sure they put in every single aussie ref they could..'hes gone walkabout'..vegemite....
That chick is not even aboriginal! What a disgrace to my people lol (yeah im a real black aussie haha) Omg....when she enters doing that dance...that is just so wrong and not even funny.
In summary: worst. porn. ever.
haha.
Why do they make us look so angry?! And our accents are much better haha. We're not all bogans!

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There you go, two replies from Aussies, no one seems real happy with their effort on this vid.....but I am sure many more will take the piss out of us...hahaha

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haha yep. I'd hate to see what else it out there lol. I hope it never surfaces ;p

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It's noice, it's different, it's un-yew-sual.....

Thanks, fuckwit!

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Totally agree!

I only watched the intro, it was a very poor parody, just trying to cram as much stereotype references in a short period. although I have seen worse displays of racism in porn...

Sounds like an absolutely crap vid, dont think i would waste time watching it, bugger that, and this 'shrimp on a barbie' is Au tourism promotional BS also ha

'Where the fuck are ya', is better ha

Just on funny Genuine Aussie Porn
I mentioned this elsewhere ages ago,,,,,,, saw a Gay Vid, two Aussie supposed surfers, seemd as tho it was shot in a high rise on Sydneys North Shore
Anyway the two 20yr olds were nervous as fck, they eventually fckd, with the most nervous of the two, saying to the film maker, * who also was funny as hell ..
'do you want me to sit on it?' vid maker, cracked up at that as well ha
had quite a few lil dittys like that ha . the Au twang, nervous expressions, and the sheer humour. made it adorable to watch ha
another odd stroke? was when they were asked to put on them orange reflective sleeveless waistcoat things, Aussie roadworkers use ..why the fck did that come into the picture hah
FUNNY...

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Bahahaha yeah or "fuck oath!" ;p

Haha god, I couldn't think of anything less flattering...pretty freakin funny. Would be hot if they were actually road workers going to 'cool off' together though lol.

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