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It was the tail end of a party and I was chatting with two girls and a guy, we were all friends, then the guy was acting like a douche saying he has a massive

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Old 04-17-2013   #61 (permalink)
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It was the tail end of a party and I was chatting with two girls and a guy, we were all friends, then the guy was acting like a douche saying he has a massive dick and all that, he's so small and skinny I knew it would be a lie,

The girls were telling him to get it out but he wouldn't, by then I knew he was lying, so I told him that I would if he would but he said no and the girls were keen, in the end I just flopped mine out, he did nothing and was speachless but the girls were quite complimentary they didn't know about my size, it s not giant or anything but a bit above average,

Long story short I had to leave the party soon after but later that night one of the girls who saw texted me saying she wanted to see it hard and three days later we were fucking :D
Old 04-17-2013   #62 (permalink)
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I'd like to be in the mood to whip mine out and be the biggest boy there. Sounds hot. But I'd also like to be proven wrong by seeing some dude whip out a massively thick 9.5 incher. :-p
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Old 04-17-2013   #63 (permalink)
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Yes. And it sure shut him up. His mouth was full.
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Old 04-17-2013   #64 (permalink)
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Not really, since it's not ethical.

By showing him up, you're no better than he is.
Old 04-17-2013   #65 (permalink)
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Not really, since it's not ethical.

By showing him up, you're no better than he is.
Ha!!

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Feel free to ignore my advice...but disregard me at your peril.

Accept everything I say with a grain of salt...but don't pepper me with your opinions.
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Old 04-17-2013   #66 (permalink)
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I hooked up with a guy years ago who was incredibly proud of his manhood. He whipped it out and said something along the lines of, "You ever been with a guy that has a cock this big?" I said, "Yep," and dropped trou...
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Old 04-17-2013   #67 (permalink)
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Old 04-17-2013   #68 (permalink)
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Not really, since it's not ethical.

By showing him up, you're no better than he is.
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Old 04-17-2013   #69 (permalink)
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I'm not what you'd consider a gym buff. I don't go there every week. Realistically? I probably go there once every two months. It has less to do with exercise and more to do with me needing to work something out through physical exertion. Running, lifting, swimming help me clear mental log jams every now and then, ya know?

My gym is full of people that have to be the opposite. They're toned in that... porn star kind of way. And it's either because of the time of day I go or because of the gym I've chosen, they all seem to look like that. In opposition to me... who is 5'7", 130-135 lbs, and just generally smallish features.

Well, I always shower when I'm there, because the first thing I like to do afterward is go for a drink some place, not smelling like I just got done at the gym. Even though I'm gay, this isn't a big deal for me- it isn't like I go there cruising for or expecting any kind of sexual activity.

So, sometime right after Christmas, I get done working out and head for the locker area to store my stuff so I can shower. Maybe 2 lockers down there's a group of 3 guys in various states of dress, facing me, listening to one guy tell a story about how he got his girlfriend this amazing necklace and then when she gave him head that morning (sex on Christmas morning... just writing it ruined my childhood) she said he had the biggest dick she had ever seen and blah blah blah blah.

Getting to that point in the story was just enough time for me to get totally undressed. I remember the guys voice had that "I'm a total d-bag" sound to it. And so did the way his friends laughed. It was that laugh that says "A literal donkey is probably as conversationally apt as I am." So, rather than wrapping the towel around my waist, I walk straight through the group of them, completely naked.

They didn't say anything, but the laughter stopped, an it was kind of a pause in their conversation as I walked through. Were they ogling me? I don't know. I obviously didn't pause to find out, I Just went to the showers. But in my head, I tell myself I did a public service by just getting them to shut up, for however briefly they did.



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Old 04-17-2013   #70 (permalink)
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As a "Grower", more than a "Shower"... :(... I once got ribbed, as a challenge, at the urinals of a tavern, by an Austrian friend who was quite openly proud of his fat dick.

I should mention, we both had been drinking beers, but I said to him "Yeah?... Show it hard, and I will, too."...

It never came up in conversation again... :)

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Old 04-17-2013   #71 (permalink)
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Ha!!
Ha, what?
Old 04-17-2013   #72 (permalink)
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As a "Grower", more than a "Shower"... :(... I once got ribbed, as a challenge, at the urinals of a tavern, by an Austrian friend who was quite openly proud of his fat dick.

I should mention, we both had been drinking beers, but I said to him "Yeah?... Show it hard, and I will, too."...

It never came up in conversation again... :)

A/B
I'm quite large even soft although I grow a good amount too but yeah at the urinal my soft one dominates for sure. I've seen some pretty big growers though and I know to NOT judge a guys cock by his soft size. I know I compared with one dude a number of years ago that was fairly small soft but hard he was pretty damn big. I still had him beat hard but he was for sure a large man and you wouldn't have guessed by his soft size.
Old 04-17-2013   #73 (permalink)
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Don't you love it when you know a guy is bragging and you know the truth?


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I know a number of people who are well hung, and none have bested me. Recently a good friend of mine bragged about how he was bigger than everyone else (including me). He had seen my dick once 5 years ago, but little did he know that it grew alot after that. I couldnt resist proving him wrong, and showed him a few pics and the real thing to back it up. His jaw dropped n he went silent after that. He didnt just brag for attention thou, coz he really is well hung. He just didnt expect me to surpass him in growth.
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Old 04-17-2013   #74 (permalink)
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I'm not what you'd consider a gym buff. I don't go there every week. Realistically? I probably go there once every two months. It has less to do with exercise and more to do with me needing to work something out through physical exertion. Running, lifting, swimming help me clear mental log jams every now and then, ya know?

My gym is full of people that have to be the opposite. They're toned in that... porn star kind of way. And it's either because of the time of day I go or because of the gym I've chosen, they all seem to look like that. In opposition to me... who is 5'7", 130-135 lbs, and just generally smallish features.

Well, I always shower when I'm there, because the first thing I like to do afterward is go for a drink some place, not smelling like I just got done at the gym. Even though I'm gay, this isn't a big deal for me- it isn't like I go there cruising for or expecting any kind of sexual activity.

So, sometime right after Christmas, I get done working out and head for the locker area to store my stuff so I can shower. Maybe 2 lockers down there's a group of 3 guys in various states of dress, facing me, listening to one guy tell a story about how he got his girlfriend this amazing necklace and then when she gave him head that morning (sex on Christmas morning... just writing it ruined my childhood) she said he had the biggest dick she had ever seen and blah blah blah blah.

Getting to that point in the story was just enough time for me to get totally undressed. I remember the guys voice had that "I'm a total d-bag" sound to it. And so did the way his friends laughed. It was that laugh that says "A literal donkey is probably as conversationally apt as I am." So, rather than wrapping the towel around my waist, I walk straight through the group of them, completely naked.

They didn't say anything, but the laughter stopped, an it was kind of a pause in their conversation as I walked through. Were they ogling me? I don't know. I obviously didn't pause to find out, I Just went to the showers. But in my head, I tell myself I did a public service by just getting them to shut up, for however briefly they did.




JSZ

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL funny, funny
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Old 04-18-2013   #75 (permalink)
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would you post some pics for non-golds?
look at my other threads you should find some.



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Originally Posted by ILIW View Post
Not really, since it's not ethical.

By showing him up, you're no better than he is.
It does more good then bad. by taking that guy down there is no possible way for him to take many more people down. ending his bull shit cycle

7.4"(18.8cm)nbpel x 6.5" (16.51cm)MSEG. 7.1" (18cm) Base girth.
Yep a thick uncut one!

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