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The doctor tells the man: “You need to stop masturbating.” The man asks, “Why?” The doctor replies, “Because I’m trying to examine you.”

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Old 03-14-2012   #1 (permalink)
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A visit to the doctor's office

The doctor tells the man: “You need to stop masturbating.”

The man asks, “Why?”

The doctor replies, “Because I’m trying to examine you.”

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The doctor tells the man: “You need to stop masturbating.”

The man asks, “Why?”

The doctor replies, “Because I’m trying to examine you.”

Pecker Went to see doctor srdude007 and was checking Peckers balls for any lumps the other day.

It got awkward when Pecker ran his fingers through Dr srdude007 hair.
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The doctor tells the man: “You need to stop masturbating.”

The man asks, “Why?”

The doctor replies, “Because I’m trying to examine you.”
I'm guessing the doctor was the one who wanted a hands on approach to your visit there, Pecker.

Ya ain't seen an attitude like a North jerseyan attitude. Hey,hetero 5'10", 185 lbs, brown/black hair, hazel green eyes, 10.5X7.5, looking for that very special romance.

I'm not interested in getting PM's from complete strangers, nor do I wish any solicitations about cock size, getting together. etc. So trust me when I tell you that you will be deleted from my message banks and put on ignore.

If I don't know you, you aren't getting a friendship request approved.
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Old 03-14-2012   #4 (permalink)
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I thought the doctor was very rude, myself!

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Old 03-14-2012   #5 (permalink)
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Good thing the doctor didn't want to take your temperature there, Peck.

Ya ain't seen an attitude like a North jerseyan attitude. Hey,hetero 5'10", 185 lbs, brown/black hair, hazel green eyes, 10.5X7.5, looking for that very special romance.

I'm not interested in getting PM's from complete strangers, nor do I wish any solicitations about cock size, getting together. etc. So trust me when I tell you that you will be deleted from my message banks and put on ignore.

If I don't know you, you aren't getting a friendship request approved.
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Old 03-18-2012   #6 (permalink)
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Dr srdude007 Said i am just going to cup your testicles Pecker." "Then I shall need to insert a finger into your ass. Is this something you're familiar with?"

Pecker Said "Yes, but I usually get Xmarkbrakedownx to buy me a drink first." Pecker replied.
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