Men...we do anything for amusement!

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So, my wife and I went out with a good buddy of mine last night. First we stopped off at a bar and had a few drinks and some sandwiches, then we went to the bar he works at and had even more drinks and played darts. I was well plastered by this point.

After this we went out to this other bar. He just bought a new car and was saying something smug about it to which I said, "I bet I piss on your car!" He dared me and said if I did he would watch cause he thinks I'm a prude and wouldnt allow another dude to see me in such a manner. I really took this to heart so I walked over, whipped out my dick and pissed all over the back of his car. It was sooooo funny. He was gobsmacked that I did it. My wife said we were being childish. I laughed at him all night.

So the night is winding down. We go back to his car and I can still see my piss on his car. I really make fun of him now so he turns around and says the only piss that should be on his car is his piss...to which he whips out and pisses over my piss...it had to be the most retarded event I have ever participated in. We both laughed profusely at the moment and just for those few mins I felt very much like a kid again...

Here's to all the moments where men just do stupid shit for amusement...

Fact : There isn't any rigorously-gathered, carefully-tested, thoroughly cross-checked, double-blinded, placebo-controlled, overly replicated, peer-reviewed research on the effects of circumcision with respect to sexual response. Just pure hearsay and anecdotes from both sides of the argument. If you are happy with your penis. Cheers. If you are not happy with your penis then find what works best for you and deal with it.

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Hey, nothing wrong with this. Just fun among friends. And, so, you saw each other's dicks..... well, so what?

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Yah, we saw each other. No big deal to be honest. In our culture ment arent really suppose to see each other naked. We're surrounded by baffoons, at least for once in my life it felt good not to be a part of that stigma.

Fact : There isn't any rigorously-gathered, carefully-tested, thoroughly cross-checked, double-blinded, placebo-controlled, overly replicated, peer-reviewed research on the effects of circumcision with respect to sexual response. Just pure hearsay and anecdotes from both sides of the argument. If you are happy with your penis. Cheers. If you are not happy with your penis then find what works best for you and deal with it.

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good for you to bond in a fun moment

I just wanna know......

Who drove the car home??? (Please tell me the wife was the designated driver!!)

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That is really funny. I don't think other owners of a new car would be that forgiving if one of their buds pissed on their new car. I know I wouldn't see much humor in it.

Damn, your story could turn into a threesome or some kind of homoerotic. Love it.

Huh?!

Some men are weird.

One time, we had a drunk friend in the back of a brand new BMW and told him not to vomit, but he did. It was so funny, we just laughed & laughed. It's amazing what guys will do...

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My buddy drove his car home. And yeah it was quite the bonding moment. Tomorrow we go to watch a spring break. Bikini and wet tshirt contest.

Fact : There isn't any rigorously-gathered, carefully-tested, thoroughly cross-checked, double-blinded, placebo-controlled, overly replicated, peer-reviewed research on the effects of circumcision with respect to sexual response. Just pure hearsay and anecdotes from both sides of the argument. If you are happy with your penis. Cheers. If you are not happy with your penis then find what works best for you and deal with it.

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Here, here!

But that was some stupid ass shit. lmao. When a car is pissed on, i don't think anyone wins.

But yeah, stupid/fun drunken experiences with the guys always puts a smile on your face when you look back at them. Like pretending to be tourists when you're thisclose to being arrested by the police (i can do a mean pseudo-Southern accent) or pretending to be lovers and pissing the waiter off with your PDA.

"I feel like every time she wears a skirt, STD's go airborne." - Britney, Big Brother 12

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Heads would roll if someone pissed on my car.

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"I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people and I expect the same from them."

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Could you imagine this happened back home with two straight locals?

Fact : There isn't any rigorously-gathered, carefully-tested, thoroughly cross-checked, double-blinded, placebo-controlled, overly replicated, peer-reviewed research on the effects of circumcision with respect to sexual response. Just pure hearsay and anecdotes from both sides of the argument. If you are happy with your penis. Cheers. If you are not happy with your penis then find what works best for you and deal with it.

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So here is one for ya...a buddy of mine and I were doing bucket beers all night and doing dumb dares.buy the ugly girl a drink...tellvthe guy he ie cute...just dumb stuff. Beers wnd laughe later, I told him he dressed like a dork, later on in the car on the way home, it came up again about his clothes.

He got mad at me. Long story short, he stripped off his clothes and tossed them out of the window of the moving car, he drove home with me in the passenger seat nude.

Thank god I had a gqrage to pull into so he could get out.

The next morning he woke up from the couch wandering around the housr looking for his clothes. I had to remind him he tossed them out of car.

He needed to go home and wanted some of my clothee and I said no! I drove him home to his house in broad daylight and wasnt wearing a stich. He made me pull his car out of his garage so I coild pull my car into his garage so he could get into the house.

To this days he still thinks I did something with his clothes.