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Last time i had sex in the woods was about a year and half ago. it was January, full moon with come cloudy skies. patches of snow covered the ground and we where just steps

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Old 03-21-2012   #1 (permalink)
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sex in the woods

Last time i had sex in the woods was about a year and half ago.

it was January, full moon with come cloudy skies. patches of snow covered the ground and we where just steps away form a river.

One of the few times i really remember with him.

I really liked having sex outdoors, in the wilderness.
As someone who enjoys nature this should come to no surprise and I'm actually looking for people near or around the Catskills mountains in NY for some outdoor fun.

what is the experience you shared with the open air??
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Old 03-21-2012   #2 (permalink)
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I lost my virginity in the woods whilst camping. Ah, as I remember my perfume was OFF! and he brought like 50 condoms (he was quite the boy scout) and it was very sweet and it almost makes me tear up every time I think of it ... yeah it hurt like a motherfucker. But seriously, it's something I obviously will never forget so sex in the woods holds a special place in my heart. I've had sex in the wild on more than a few occasions since. I can dance to that woodland disco, good times.
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Old 03-21-2012   #3 (permalink)
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Old 03-22-2012   #4 (permalink)
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Sex in the woods in January in Canada? Lyme Disease & Masked Serial Killers are the least of your worries.... Holy frozen nutsack! Your balls would pull so far up into your body, you'd look like you had the world's tiniest set of tits! At least that's what they'd think when they find you in spring. And you'd be alone - let's hope there's not two people willing to frolic unclothed when it's 40 below!

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Old 03-22-2012   #5 (permalink)
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Don't they make special zip-together parkas or somethin'?
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Old 03-22-2012   #6 (permalink)
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Don't they make special zip-together parkas or somethin'?
You'd think, wouldn't you, but no. At most, we zip our sleeping bags together, but cuddling naked is usually done to conserve body heat and warm someone with frost bite.

Ok, I'll cuddle naked anyway.

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Old 03-22-2012   #7 (permalink)
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At least you don't have to wear a little wooden barrel of brandy around your neck. That'd be just plain weird. (But kinda hot for some strange reason)
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Old 03-22-2012   #8 (permalink)
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Ok, if I ever have to "rescue" you in the woods, I'll wear a little brandy barrel* around my neck and save you from frostbite.

*rescuer reserves the right to substitute tiny airplane bottle of booze instead of barrel

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Old 03-22-2012   #9 (permalink)
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*wanders off into snowy woods*
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Old 03-22-2012   #10 (permalink)
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Geez, HandyS - you is turning into a full-time job! First the pine cone incident, now getting lost in the snowy woods! I'm going to have seriously consider tethering you to something.....but what? oh think, LF, think....... In the meantime - I'll grab the booze, sleeping bags and some easily removable clothing - gotta make sure you're safe from frostbite!

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Old 03-22-2012   #11 (permalink)
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Geez, HandyS - you is turning into a full-time job! First the pine cone incident, now getting lost in the snowy woods! I'm going to have seriously consider tethering you to something.....but what? oh think, LF, think....... In the meantime - I'll grab the booze, sleeping bags and some easily removable clothing - gotta make sure you're safe from frostbite!
You need to wrap the lad in bubble wrap and duct tape and fit him with an EPIRB.

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Old 03-22-2012   #12 (permalink)
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You need to wrap the lad in bubble wrap and duct tape and fit him with an EPIRB.
And while I have him taped up.....I'll need someone to play with....hmmmm....now who could that be.......

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Lyme Disease and Masked Serial Killers.
are you mad?!?!
I know this is off topic, but while LF is tethering HS to the Dragon...

In my limited experience, not all serial killers are masked. So is it just the masked ones you need to keep an eye out for in Canadian woods? I bet they're incredibly polite. Canadians are.

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Old 03-22-2012   #14 (permalink)
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Canadians are generally delightful. So civil...
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Canadians are generally delightful. So civil...
True. I couldn't imagine one murdering you without at least politely enquiring about your day and asking whether your imminent demise would be convenient...

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