There is more to sex appeal than just measurements. I don't need a bedroom to prove my womanliness. I can convey just as much sex appeal, picking apples off a tree or standing in the rain.
Sparks' new show "Two Hands, One Mouth" sees them deconstruct and reinterpret songs from their extensive catalogue. For the first time, touring as a duo with just Russell's voice and Ron's keyboards. Forty years since their debut album, they present a selection of Sparks songs in their purest form. Stripping away the lavish production to rediscover the witty lyrics and incomparable melodies.
The art of being a Sparks fan, is knowing that you're right and everyone else is wrong!
If you ask me any of the following, don't expect a response:
1. What's the biggest you've had?
2. What brings you to LPSG?
3. What do you consider "big"?
4. What do you think of my pics?
5. You should come and visit me / can I visit you?