I know EXACTLY how big my dick is, but do you have any idea how tight your pussy is?

molotovmuffin · 04-12-2012

Quote:

Originally Posted by willow78

Do your flaps hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them over your shoulder
like a continental soldier?
Do your flaps.....hang.....low?

Do your flaps hang high?
Do they reach up to the sky?
Do they droop when they are wet?
Do they stiffen when they're dry?
Can you semaphore your neighbour
with a minimum of labour?
Do your flaps.....hang.....high?

Do your flaps flip-flop?
Can you use them for a mop?
Are they stringy at the bottom?
Are they curly at the top?
Can you use them for a swatter?
Can you use them for a blotter?
Do your flaps.....flip.....flop?

Do your flaps hang out?
Can you waggle them about?
Can you flip them up and down
as you fly around the town?
Can you shut them up for sure
when you hear an awful bore?
Do your flaps.....hang.....out?

Thanks for the new word!

aninnymouse · 04-12-2012

So, like, how DO you measure how tight your cootenanny is?

Do you like, slide a pressure gauge up there and do a few kegels? What?

Inquiring minds want to know.

aninnymouse · 04-12-2012

Quote:

Originally Posted by willow78

Do your flaps hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them over your shoulder
like a continental soldier?
Do your flaps.....hang.....low?

Do your flaps hang high?
Do they reach up to the sky?
Do they droop when they are wet?
Do they stiffen when they're dry?
Can you semaphore your neighbour
with a minimum of labour?
Do your flaps.....hang.....high?

Do your flaps flip-flop?
Can you use them for a mop?
Are they stringy at the bottom?
Are they curly at the top?
Can you use them for a swatter?
Can you use them for a blotter?
Do your flaps.....flip.....flop?

Do your flaps hang out?
Can you waggle them about?
Can you flip them up and down
as you fly around the town?
Can you shut them up for sure
when you hear an awful bore?
Do your flaps.....hang.....out?

I think I love you, Willow.

TinyPrincess · 04-12-2012

Quote:

Originally Posted by dirkjesje

Contradictio in terminis....

;)

willow78 · 04-13-2012

Quote:

Originally Posted by aninnymouse

So, like, how DO you measure how tight your cootenanny is?

Do you like, slide a pressure gauge up there and do a few kegels? What?

Inquiring minds want to know.

The dip stick from a car engine, perhaps?

RawDog · 04-13-2012

Quote:

Originally Posted by aninnymouse

So, like, how DO you measure how tight your cootenanny is?

Do you like, slide a pressure gauge up there and do a few kegels? What?

Inquiring minds want to know.

Since you asked (and no one's answered) look up the Kegelmaster. It's like the thighmaster for pussy instead. It's got a setting for different levels of difficulty. That can be a gauge of sorts.

1kmb1 · 04-13-2012

Quote:

Originally Posted by aninnymouse

So, like, how DO you measure how tight your cootenanny is?

Do you like, slide a pressure gauge up there and do a few kegels? What?

Inquiring minds want to know.

oh its easy, you muddle some sugar, bitters and a bit of water in a short glass, and then add bourbon and an orange wedge...

oh wait... thats how you make an old fashioned... yeah, i dont.

Lee_M · 04-13-2012

I haven't had a complaint yet and most men would only mention it if they are trying to be vindictive bitch, therefore their opinion doesn't matter.

B_Nicodemous · 04-14-2012

What's sad is that this is just what happens when male thought patterns and female thought patterns collide. As has been said, some things do not translate.

That said, this thread was worthwhile for the following reasons...

Any of dolfette's posts.

willows:

Quote:

Originally Posted by willow78

Do your flaps hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them over your shoulder
like a continental soldier?
Do your flaps.....hang.....low?

Do your flaps hang high?
Do they reach up to the sky?
Do they droop when they are wet?
Do they stiffen when they're dry?
Can you semaphore your neighbour
with a minimum of labour?
Do your flaps.....hang.....high?

Do your flaps flip-flop?
Can you use them for a mop?
Are they stringy at the bottom?
Are they curly at the top?
Can you use them for a swatter?
Can you use them for a blotter?
Do your flaps.....flip.....flop?

Do your flaps hang out?
Can you waggle them about?
Can you flip them up and down
as you fly around the town?
Can you shut them up for sure
when you hear an awful bore?
Do your flaps.....hang.....out?

I lurv a wills!

Aninny's:

Quote:

Originally Posted by aninnymouse

So, like, how DO you measure how tight your cootenanny is?

Do you like, slide a pressure gauge up there and do a few kegels? What?

Inquiring minds want to know.

I now have interesting visuals in me head! thanks!

RD's:

Quote:

Originally Posted by RawDog

Since you asked (and no one's answered) look up the Kegelmaster. It's like the thighmaster for pussy instead. It's got a setting for different levels of difficulty. That can be a gauge of sorts.

How did I know YOU would have info?! lol! or if there wasn't a product, you'd invent one

1kmb1:

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1kmb1

oh its easy, you muddle some sugar, bitters and a bit of water in a short glass, and then add bourbon and an orange wedge...

oh wait... thats how you make an old fashioned... yeah, i dont.

LOL!

RawDog · 04-14-2012

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nicodemous

RD's:

How did I know YOU would have info?! lol! or if there wasn't a product, you'd invent one

It was a month long project and I told no one, how'd you find out?

I rigged one of those blood pressure gauges to a nasal aspirator bulb (the tiny ones). Works like a charm gripping by hand, but sucked to high heaven when I put it inside my wife.

Anyway, the kegelmaster was from one of petite's post originally. I wish I could take the credit.