Masterbate with Glycerin?

Silvertip · 05-08-2012

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Originally Posted by monel

OK. So nitroglycerin "good"; canola oil "bad". Got it. I'll let you knkw how it goes tomorrow.

Nitroglycerin is fine as long as it's just sitting in a bottle. But as soon as you start masturbating with nitroglycerin all over your dick the stuff aerates and all those tiny bubbles are what cause it to become a highly sensitive explosive. So unless you want to end up in the ER resembling Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab (or worse) I'd recommend staying away from nitro.

bicuriousbc · 05-08-2012

coconut oil

tnman · 05-08-2012

Baby oil man here

GB_GB · 05-08-2012

I never used cooking ingredients to jerk off before. I heard that Crisco is the best for fisting though :D So maybe Crisco would be the best option for masturbating as well :P

Pecker · 05-10-2012

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Originally Posted by EagleCowboy

NEVER use Canola oil for anything--not even cooking!!

Canola oil is 99% of some ant killers. It's the Canola oil that actually kills the ants, not the other added ingredients. I actually put this to the test because I didn't believe it myself. I used straight Canola oil and sprayed it on ants. Killed them quick and wiped out a whole colony with it!!

Canola oil is made from 100% GMO.

Canola oil gives me diarrhea.

Maybe the ants pooped themselves to death?

horse-hung · 05-10-2012

Glycerin dries too quick for me. I use Boots lube or good ol' saliva

JackU · 05-10-2012

Farm boys have used Cornhuskers Lotion for decades, and its main ingredient after water is glycerin.

pasarefun · 05-11-2012

I heard that a common use for glycerin is for constipation. It is inserted into the anus and it causes the person to shit within 30 minutes. I don't think I would use it for lube....

squidly · 05-12-2012

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Originally Posted by EagleCowboy

NEVER use Canola oil for anything--not even cooking!!

Canola oil is 99% of some ant killers. It's the Canola oil that actually kills the ants, not the other added ingredients. I actually put this to the test because I didn't believe it myself. I used straight Canola oil and sprayed it on ants. Killed them quick and wiped out a whole colony with it!!

Canola oil is made from 100% GMO.

So what? Cucumber peel kills ants. I still eat cucumbers. And baking soda kills roaches. It gives them gas and since they cant fart they end up dead.

Masterbate with Glycerin?

Originally Posted by monel OK. So nitroglycerin "good"; canola oil "bad". Got it. I'll let you knkw how it goes tomorrow. Nitroglycerin is fine as long as it's just sitting in a bottle. But as