MickeyLee's Man Law
1. grown-ass men do not wear skinny jeans.
2. men do not wear sketcher's shape-up. EVER. broken glass, no shoes? John McClane that shit.
3. grown-men don't drink diet beverages. Dr. Pepper 10 is not for men.
4. a man will rescue you from a bug. with minimal laughter. stoicism is manliness
5. men don't order half portions.
6. men can cry at movies. must claim allergies, poked eye, anthrax terrorist attack.
7. nobody should drink "girl" beers *blech* if you have a penis girl beer consumption is unforgivable.
8. sitting to pee at night. man ok. means you don't want an angry woman, or a wet ass, in the morning.
9. musicals. sing along = ok. having your own costumes and choreography? no.
10. asking for directions. men only get lost when girlfriends/wives are in the car. is also true of lesbians. dykes and men do not ask for directions. use navigator while pretending to be on the phone.
11. auto repair. everyone should know the basics. man required knowledge - fluid checks, filter changes, tire changes, oil change. at least a craftman's shade tree mechanic kit in the trunk.
