Banana's and Anal

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The whole idea is bananus.

ROFL!

If I ever come to your house for dinner --
Remind me to skip the dessert -- especially if it's a banana split!

Reminds me of something I read in Ozzy's autobiography.

The band was fooling around with a bunch of groupies, then one of them, Tony Iommi the guitar player starts flipping out about some green, pus-like stuff that was coming out of one of the groupies' vag.

Then the bass player, Geezer Butler was all like, "Oh, yeah, that must have been the banana I stuck up there earlier."

Can you say Ewww?

I'm out of my mind, please leave me a message....

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Poor banana

You never know where you will find friends. Just keep looking and looking.

People judge and people are judged.

If you think life sucks now. Hang around you have a 50/50 chance it could get worse.

Careful what you say it could be used against you.

Someone asked the same question about cucumbers... I have the same response. "Buy a real sex toy and don't ever invite me to dinner at your house!"

If you want to catch the wave that is going to change your life you have to swim outside of your comfort zone.

Please Read The Rules!

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!


O seriously, I doubt you'd have any long term issues, though you have ruined any potential erotic imagery with the thought of banana poo plopping out all uncontrolled from yer anus! lol

sorry but...eeeewwwwwwww!!!!! lol

but to each there own, just remember to evacuate afterwards!

diet begins a the other end...not eating at yer house...fruit flies...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Best lines ever!

but again if it feels good to you, continue. probably safer than the dildos we all used before we were told that phthalates were bad for us. just remeber to go organic, lol!

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Aren't you glad that we only met over "coffee"??

Freud - to constrain sexual drives to socially accepted "norms" is something that we "learn."
Why is it so important to you whether someone calls themselves straight or not (unless they choose to berate gays)
I Love him 100%, and his 50% belongs to me
It takes more love to share my saddle than it does to share my bed

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Second post. How exactly do you get a ripe banana up there anyway or do you use a green one? *shaking head*

Also, do you top it off with ice cream, fudge, strawberries, pineapple with a little whip cream? I guess that would be an ass split.

You never know where you will find friends. Just keep looking and looking.

People judge and people are judged.

If you think life sucks now. Hang around you have a 50/50 chance it could get worse.

Careful what you say it could be used against you.

I think that is called a Bananus Split!

If you want to catch the wave that is going to change your life you have to swim outside of your comfort zone.

Please Read The Rules!

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^^^ Oh I see. I'm not well versed in food sex.

You never know where you will find friends. Just keep looking and looking.

People judge and people are judged.

If you think life sucks now. Hang around you have a 50/50 chance it could get worse.

Careful what you say it could be used against you.

Uh, yeah. I can see still in the peel, but peeled, not really.

I can actually envision a ripe, peeled banana going in a vagina, with the proper prep work () but not anally. Just can't see it, don't want to.


Yes, and the whole "Fudge" thing, uhhh, x Infinity.

I'm out of my mind, please leave me a message....

Never tried two before, but the few times I used a banana I kept the skin on.

you MUST not be from the (deep) south...

have heard many a'story about country boys cutting a plug out of a warm, juicy watetmellon and fucking their brains out....think about the sensations of a hard 18+ cock mashing thru all that...an organic accujac.

some folks put vodka in them, some put semen in them....

Oh god. *reads way to much into CG's line. He must be trying to tell me something!*

I will NEVER go with you to have a banana split now!

huh..i am wondering that as well...maybe if he got open before hand a ripe one would go up there...

K gave it ore though than it warrants, and I would ass-ume the guy could work the anus open till partially gaping... Then a semi ripe banana should go up there... Te OP could tell us, if we haven't made him feel horribly bad. Really not that bizarre, just could have done without th sate in which it came out imagery
Ok doesn't that little rough end piece HURT?! seriously wondering. I lie scratchies everywhere BUT there, ya know?

I do have a serious Q for the P: what is the appeal to it? Is it just the feeling of fullness, or the slipperiness or what? Do you put anything else up there while the bananas are in you? How do you get them in you peeled, if they are ripe? or did you use under ripe ones?

Personally I will stick to cocks and toys, but now my curiosity is piqued! lol