05-02-2012
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CG and I have been going to same gym, same time, same days of the week for about 2 years now. We pretty much see the exact same people there as well.
Today, however, there was a guy there that I've seen myself a couple times in the showers but those were the only times. CG hadn't seen him before.
I'm getting undressed to go into the shower as this guy is coming into the locker room area from the shower. I'm already undressed and sort of waiting on CG who is undressing and about to head towards the scales.
I'm standing there facing down the locker room isle and towards the scales which would be at about 3 o' clock position if I'm the center of the clock. This guy is taking off his towel at about the 12 o' clock position and getting dressed and I can see out of the corner of my eye that he is obviously sporting some sort of a semi (I'd seen him in the showers the couple times before so I knew it was substantially larger than "normal") but I wasn't staring at him by any means.
So this guy has the audacity to turn to me and say, "Can I help you!?" in this cocky voice. Now keep in mind I'm not even looking his way really at all, I'm looking at CG over by the scales and so I turn about 90 degrees and say pretty defensively with a 'wtf are you talking about' tone, "What!?" with a confused look on my face. And of course at that point he bitched out and got all calm and says, "Oh I just thought I was standing in front of your locker..." LOL wtf? Um no, 'person standing 15 feet away from me in the middle of the isle' you aren't in front of my locker... since I was obviously changing next to one at the far end of the isle as you walked in.
I was kind of offended that he thought I was looking/staring/whatever at him in a bad way because I obviously wasn't. He also probably didn't know that I was waiting for CG. CG also said that he might have been a bit self conscious if he was sporting a semi type of thing.
Anyway, just wanted to share the experience and see if anything similar had ever happened to anyone else - lol. | PSA: Extremely very few guys in the world are actually 9 inches long or longer. Therefore, if you claim that you or someone you know is that long or longer with no proof, it makes you look stupid. Countryguy63 is my 50%, but I love him with 100% of my heart! We are not born straight or gay. We are born bisexual. We just embrace either one side or both sides of our sexuality. My Gallery & Album Updates Thread
Last edited by AlphaMale; 05-02-2012 at 11:54 AM..
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05-02-2012
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Sounds to me like he was trying to get your attention...
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05-02-2012
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Originally Posted by Zyz Sounds to me like he was trying to get your attention... | That would actually have been funny if he was standing there naked and said, "Can you help me? LOL | PSA: Extremely very few guys in the world are actually 9 inches long or longer. Therefore, if you claim that you or someone you know is that long or longer with no proof, it makes you look stupid. Countryguy63 is my 50%, but I love him with 100% of my heart! We are not born straight or gay. We are born bisexual. We just embrace either one side or both sides of our sexuality. My Gallery & Album Updates Thread |
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05-02-2012
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Originally Posted by AlphaMale That would actually have been funny if he was standing there naked and said, "Can you help me? LOL  | But for that you need to have a sense of humour...
His cockiness & response to you suggest that his personal sense of ego might preclude that.
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05-02-2012
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Originally Posted by AlphaMale Yeah, I just thought it very odd that we're standing in a locker room changing and he said "Can I help you?"
It's like, um no, this isn't a drive thru at a fast food joint...  | I'm leaning towards your theory about his self-consciousness about his semi
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05-02-2012
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Yeah, I think I'm with CG on this one. He was probable self conscious and decided to go on the offensive rather than defensive...however that makes sense. I'd chalk his word choice up to stress in the moment and picking a phrase that didn't exactly make sense at the time.
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05-02-2012
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Originally Posted by AlphaMale CG and I have been going to same gym, same time, same days of the week for about 2 years now. We pretty much see the exact same people there as well.
Today, however, there was a guy there that I've seen myself a couple times in the showers but those were the only times. CG hadn't seen him before.
I'm getting undressed to go into the shower as this guy is coming into the locker room area from the shower. I'm already undressed and sort of waiting on CG who is undressing and about to head towards the scales.
I'm standing there facing down the locker room isle and towards the scales which would be at about 3 o' clock position if I'm the center of the clock. This guy is taking off his towel at about the 12 o' clock position and getting dressed and I can see out of the corner of my eye that he is obviously sporting some sort of a semi (I'd seen him in the showers the couple times before so I knew it was substantially larger than "normal") but I wasn't staring at him by any means.
So this guy has the audacity to turn to me and say, "Can I help you!?" in this cocky voice. Now keep in mind I'm not even looking his way really at all, I'm looking at CG over by the scales and so I turn about 90 degrees and say pretty defensively with a 'wtf are you talking about' tone, "What!?" with a confused look on my face. And of course at that point he bitched out and got all calm and says, "Oh I just thought I was standing in front of your locker..." LOL wtf? Um no, 'person standing 15 feet away from me in the middle of the isle' you aren't in front of my locker... since I was obviously changing next to one at the far end of the isle as you walked in.
I was kind of offended that he thought I was looking/staring/whatever at him in a bad way because I obviously wasn't. He also probably didn't know that I was waiting for CG. CG also said that he might have been a bit self conscious if he was sporting a semi type of thing.
Anyway, just wanted to share the experience and see if anything similar had ever happened to anyone else - lol.  | Yeah he was either trying to be a hard ass or trying to get your attention haha
The locker room is a funny & strange place
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05-02-2012
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i know how this feels...i too was at the gym,had just finished my workout.i was totally dressed and about to leave.i was in a bit of a hurry and skipped showering that day.had my bag over my arm stopped to take a look in the mirror to check out my hair an stuff.in this locker room the showers are in view from the mirror.out of the corner of my eye i detect some movement in the shower,its this guy jacking off...all of a sudden,i here this loud voice shout out "KEEP YOUR EYES TO YOURSELF FAGGET!!!!! i was so humilleated and imbarresed i could'nt even defend my self.i don't make it a habit to stare at any one.i merely glanced at something that caught me as unusual activity.never use that gym again...go now to a gay friendly place where the folks are not so paranoid.
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05-02-2012
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Originally Posted by likes2seemore i know how this feels...i too was at the gym,had just finished my workout.i was totally dressed and about to leave.i was in a bit of a hurry and skipped showering that day.had my bag over my arm stopped to take a look in the mirror to check out my hair an stuff.in this locker room the showers are in view from the mirror.out of the corner of my eye i detect some movement in the shower,its this guy jacking off...all of a sudden,i here this loud voice shout out "KEEP YOUR EYES TO YOURSELF FAGGET!!!!! i was so humilleated and imbarresed i could'nt even defend my self.i don't make it a habit to stare at any one.i merely glanced at something that caught me as unusual activity.never use that gym again...go now to a gay friendly place where the folks are not so paranoid. | HE was jackin in a public shower, and YOU were in the wrong?? 
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05-02-2012
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AM, the guy sounds like an embarrassed idiot who got all defensive over his semi, or possibly just an asshole in general. I seriously wish I had been there, if only because (as most of you know) I don't have an edit button when people are being dicks.
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Course then ya may have had to break up a fight, lol but your all strapping and so is CG...lol
Riotously he sounded embarrassed btpy the semi, and insecure enough in his sexuality and possessed of a fragile ego. You handled it perfectly, and hey, it makes for a funny story! Lol
Thank you for sharing.
I have never experienced that, but I am so damn antisocial and single minded when I am there, that most people just as soon avoid me than risk any form of contact. Even, apparently, to mouth off! Lol
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He may have been coming on to you in a stupid bumbling way. Or perhaps he was scoping you and that was responsible for his semi? Then he thought you had seen the change and went on the defensive? Ok, maybe that's a bit far out there...lol but it COULD have been along those lines | | |
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05-02-2012
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I think he wanted you to notice but didn't want to seem "gay"
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"Hold up BITCH, you don't know me. If I thought they they were hot I would have admitted to it, but I did not say it. So further more you reaching at straws, and I am telling you to back the fuck off. I admitted how I feel about your species, so why not go for the gambit."<------I couldn't stop laughing at this post! |
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05-02-2012
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Originally Posted by LGX I think he wanted you to notice but didn't want to seem "gay" | I agree.
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05-02-2012
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Who knows what he was thinking...all you have is that he said "Can I help you"
All the other stuff is the story you're telling yourself, who knows what he thought/felt/wanted. However, if you could tell he was semi erect, you weren't not looking.
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05-03-2012
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Originally Posted by srdude007 Who knows what he was thinking...all you have is that he said "Can I help you"
All the other stuff is the story you're telling yourself, who knows what he thought/felt/wanted. However, if you could tell he was semi erect, you weren't not looking. | What? "The story I'm telling myself"
He took off his towel as he was walking behind me into the isle and then was standing there completely naked 15 feet down the isle the way I was already facing. I glanced up to see who was walking passed me and that was it. So "you weren't not looking" is a bitch statement. I'm not exactly going to get undressed and ready for the shower while holding my head down looking at the floor. I said in the OP, "out of the corner of my eye".
Secondly, I never said anything about what I thought he was thinking. I said exactly what happened. That responses may have purported some opinions, but certainly nothing I said was an opinion or speculation on what he was thinking.
You're telling me it's common practice or normal for someone to look at you in a locker room while you're standing there with a towel and say, "Can I help you?" when you're not even looking at them? Exactly, it's not. So shut the fuck up.
Not to mention your reading comprehension skills are pretty terrible. I explained everything clearly in the OP. Including the statement he made in addition to "Can I help you?"
| PSA: Extremely very few guys in the world are actually 9 inches long or longer. Therefore, if you claim that you or someone you know is that long or longer with no proof, it makes you look stupid. Countryguy63 is my 50%, but I love him with 100% of my heart! We are not born straight or gay. We are born bisexual. We just embrace either one side or both sides of our sexuality. My Gallery & Album Updates Thread
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