Originally Posted by jakeatolla
A mother-in-law said to her son's wife when their baby was born:
"I don't mean to be rude but he doesn't look anything like my son."
The daughter-in-law lifted her skirt and said:
"I don't mean to be rude either.... but this is a pussy.. not a fücking photo-copier."
The police came to my work to say they have concrete evidence to suggest I murdered my missing mother in law.
"You bastards," I snapped. "Have you dug up my drive?"....
"No, we found your blood in her kitchen," he replied. "But thanks for the tip".