The Mother-In-Law

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A mother-in-law said to her son's wife when their baby was born:

"I don't mean to be rude but he doesn't look anything like my son."

The daughter-in-law lifted her skirt and said:

"I don't mean to be rude either.... but this is a pussy.. not a fücking photo-copier."

Just because nobody understands you , doesn't
automatically make you an Artist !!!

How do you know when your mother-in-law is on her period?

There's blood on her broomstick.

OUCH!! That old broad got told off good, didn't she?

Ya ain't seen an attitude like a North jerseyan attitude. Hey,hetero 5'10", 185 lbs, brown/black hair, hazel green eyes, 10.5X7.5, looking for that very special romance.

I'm not interested in getting PM's from complete strangers, nor do I wish any solicitations about cock size, getting together. etc. So trust me when I tell you that you will be deleted from my message banks and put on ignore.

If I don't know you, you aren't getting a friendship request approved.

The police came to my work to say they have concrete evidence to suggest I murdered my missing mother in law.

"You bastards," I snapped. "Have you dug up my drive?"....

"No, we found your blood in her kitchen," he replied. "But thanks for the tip".