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Cum drinking while pregnant

I had a female friend of mine from childhood who had a rather strange idea of cum drinking while pregnant. Because I'm not a female, I haven't thought about cum drinking like the way she

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Old 05-11-2012   #1 (permalink)
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Cum drinking while pregnant

I had a female friend of mine from childhood who had a rather strange idea of cum drinking while pregnant. Because I'm not a female, I haven't thought about cum drinking like the way she thought. When she told me about her secret worries back then, I was quite surprised naturally.

She was at six-month pregnancy and she hadn't have sex with her hubby since her fourth month. She said, her hubby wanted her to give him a head and drink cum. Regarding blowjob, she really enjoyed giving blowjobs on him and usually drank every last drops of cum from him. Moreover as she was pregant, blowjob was the best option she could provide for her husband. She said, she had to find ways to deal with her husband's sexual desire. As you know, many married men cheat on their spouses during their wives' pregnancy. Husbands feel as much stressed-out as their wives.

But then, she had second thoughts on blowjob and cum-drinking act in her pregnancy. This is the weird part. Women become very particular about what they eat when they've bore a baby. That's because what she intakes should flow into the baby in her womb!!!

This meant when she drank cum, the baby in her womb also drank the same cum. So if the baby in her womb was a boy, the boy was drinking cum from his father, and later he would be gay. And if the baby in her womb was a girl, the girl was drinking cum from her father, and later she would grow to have the Electra complex or end up with dating a sugar daddy.

She said, she didn't talk with her husband about her problem with cum-drinking while pregnant. She said, her hubby complained to her about not drinking his cum and they argued from time to time because of that problem. Her husband finally stopped complaining about the cum thing when she made an excuse that when she drank cum, she experienced morning sickness.
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Old 05-11-2012   #2 (permalink)
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Drink? It's usually called swallowing.

I dunno what to say about the rest... Is there a question? I didn't have any of those concerns when I was pregnant and the entire thought process is bizarre to me. I don't believe that semen ingestion is at all related to the sexual orientation or psychological issues of the offspring.

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Old 05-11-2012   #3 (permalink)
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PLZ move it to Fictitious Stories
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Old 05-11-2012   #4 (permalink)
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Total nonsense, or she's severely lacking the understanding about how things in her body actually work.

Sarcasm is lost on so many people...

A US standard 12 oz beer can (Miller, Bud, NOT Coors) is 4.75 inches tall, 2.375 inches wide, and approximately 8 inches in circumference. That means that your "beer can" cock is nearly 20% shorter than average, and too fat to actually use. In doubt ? Take a picture for comparison, or insert a can into your orifice of choice and see how it fits.
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Old 05-11-2012   #5 (permalink)
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What Petite, Gogologo and Infernal said ^^^

If God had intended us to run around without our clothes on we'd have been born naked.
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Old 05-11-2012   #6 (permalink)
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you need a hobby.

and a qualified mental health professional.

"Men are awesome", I say.
"NOT ALL MEN", the Mensí Rights Activists chimes in before freezing where he stands.

Iíve got him now, Iíve won.
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Old 05-11-2012   #7 (permalink)
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Quote:
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you need a hobby.

and a qualified mental health professional.
and a basic sex & reproduction education.
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Old 05-11-2012   #8 (permalink)
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Had she been an ancient Egyptian, I might have bought an argument against a second pregnancy (as they believed that oral sex could result in this).

But she's not that sort of mummy...

(Terrible, I know - but I couldn't resist.)

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Old 05-11-2012   #9 (permalink)
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My reaction to this tread: http://static3.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/...c5e9cd104a.jpg

You shouldn't just get a serious sexual education but also some info about biology&how we digest food.

Edit: oh and also several hobbies not just one.

Bitch please, it's cool to be 'not small' but rest is just extra meat AND extra ego.

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Old 05-11-2012   #10 (permalink)
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Quote:
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This meant when she drank cum, the baby in her womb also drank the same cum. So if the baby in her womb was a boy, the boy was drinking cum from his father, and later he would be gay. And if the baby in her womb was a girl, the girl was drinking cum from her father, and later she would grow to have the Electra complex or end up with dating a sugar daddy.

So does the Oedipus complex arise from the father chowing box during the pregnancy? I'm all sorts of confused.
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Old 05-13-2012   #11 (permalink)
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Thats just stupid.
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Old 05-14-2012   #12 (permalink)
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'Drink the cum'? How does LPSG manage to make me feel like a prude by refering to very normal things in a gross way? Some refer to pussies as "big fat and juicy" as if they were a piece of bloody steak and NOW swallowing cum is 'drinking cum'? I mean, fi you shoot like a firehose, maybe that makes sense. Throw in a shot of vodka, maybe some seasoning, etc. Hell, a dash of cinnamon couldn't hur.. I'm getting carried away.

Just don't type in a way that is likely to make people vomit, God.

And cum is mostly protein. So what the kid'll eat will depend on what it's amino acid profile of that protein is. And fuck, human's aren't preprogrammed with what cum tastes like before birth, it makes no evolutionary sense. And drinking cum (JESUS, now you're making ME do this) as a homosexual act is a cultural construct, not a natural one.

14x9 uncut, mushroom head (think of a fly agaria, because of the spots, still got to get those checked tbh)
lowhangers the size of a grapefruit (well, the right one, the other one's got some catching up to do but I'm still rooting for ol' lefty).
100% straight, but I don't mind the occasional cock.. or 4.. naked, tied up, surrounded by strange hairy men... But I wouldn't date any of them. Well, maybe on the side
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