R.A. Dicky interview with someone's dick shot

justbryan · 06-02-2012

http://i.imgur.com/OCGqR.jpg

As seen in this picture.
Someone did some "penis investigation" to see which Mets player's dick shot that is:
The clues:
Team: Mets. Possible culprits: 25
Since he is showering that day, it likely narrows it down to one of the ten players who appeared in Friday night's game.
Race: White. Torres, Santana, Quintanilla - you're out.
Penis status: circumcised
Pubes status: shorn. The penis is likely attached to an unmarried player who still feels as though he needs to impress the ladies
Height: Unknown, BUT we can see that the top of his penis stands at precisely 5.5 blue bricks from the ground, less 5 x 1 inch = 5 inches for the caulk (heh) between the bricks. Assuming these are painted cinder blocks, which run 8 x 8 x 16 inches, we can infer that the apogee of his dong is 39 inches from the ground. The top of my own penis stands 36.5 inches from the ground, and at 5'11", that runs at a ratio of 51.4% of my height. Extrapolating that ratio to 39 inches, our penissy pal likely stands approximately 6'3 and 3/4".
Handedness: Left (in the video, the player can be seen to be carrying a towel in his left hand, and his right hand to be empty).
Discussion: We have on our hands a left-handed, caucasian, 6'4" circumcised player from Friday night's game.
Conclusion: The only caucasian, unmarried, left-handed throwing player from last night's game was first baseman Ike Davis, who stands 6'4" and is Jewish (i.e., likely circumcised).

TL;DR: IKE DAVIS

https://www.google.com/search?q=ike%...Esn76gGtvpD5Dw

Oh and here's a video:
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xr9...ckbombed_sport

bjvixen · 06-02-2012

^wow! you should be a private investigator!^ either that or 1 of the Hardy Boys!

Q Vee · 06-02-2012

Very thick looking penis on mystery man. Great screen shot; wonderful flaccid cock.
Thanks.

rgncajun · 06-02-2012

Now I'm gonna picture this penis everytime I see Ike play.

amircanidiot · 06-03-2012

Great stuff, but the blocks look more like shower tiles than cinder blocks. they are usually more like 4x4 or 6x6 no?

qazplm#1 · 06-03-2012

People are now saying it's Daniel Murphy.

mykal923 · 06-03-2012

both are hot and thats a damn fine looking cock
Do u think they will find out which guy it is will he come forward ?

Cent2121 · 06-03-2012

Quote:

Originally Posted by qazplm#1

People are now saying it's Daniel Murphy.

hey, thanks for the info. Do you have this on good authority? Or could you provide link to website.

Thanks!

dbd1830 · 06-03-2012

<<Since he is showering that day, it likely narrows it down to one of the ten players who appeared in Friday night's game.>>

Probably not a factor to consider- usually everyone showers, as everyone has to warm up, everyone has been sitting in the dugout for a few hours (normally it's hotter on the field than in the stands) and it's just normal practice for all team members to shower after a game, including the coaches.