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Old 06-14-2012   #1 (permalink)
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Cum is gross

That's why I get rid of mine every chance I get.
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Old 06-14-2012   #2 (permalink)
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Good one...

EL 6" x EG 5.5".....CUT

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NOW..
Let's ALL (DEMS, REPS, INDS) forget our differences and WORK TOGETHER FOR FOR A BETTER USA and for WORLD PEACE in 2013...


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Old 06-14-2012   #3 (permalink)
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I gather you have an adequate repository for all that protein.

Ya ain't seen an attitude like a North jerseyan attitude. Hey,hetero 5'10", 185 lbs, brown/black hair, hazel green eyes, 10.5X7.5, looking for that very special romance.

I'm not interested in getting PM's from complete strangers, nor do I wish any solicitations about cock size, getting together. etc. So trust me when I tell you that you will be deleted from my message banks and put on ignore.

If I don't know you, you aren't getting a friendship request approved.
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Old 06-15-2012   #4 (permalink)
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Your mouth, Chuckles...
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Old 06-16-2012   #5 (permalink)
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How do you make a lemon cum?

Play with it's citoris...
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Old 06-16-2012   #6 (permalink)
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What's the hardest thing for a girl to say with her mouth full?

Don't Cum.
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Old 06-16-2012   #7 (permalink)
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smelling and tasting cum is like drinking beer for the first time, you acquire a taste for it.

I've been amazed at how much my taste for cum has developed.
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Old 06-16-2012   #8 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bigboy9239 View Post
Your mouth, Chuckles...
Now, did I do/say to make you say that, BB?
'Sides, don't lie you know YOU'D be jumping at the head of the line to gulp the OP'S gonad gravy

Ya ain't seen an attitude like a North jerseyan attitude. Hey,hetero 5'10", 185 lbs, brown/black hair, hazel green eyes, 10.5X7.5, looking for that very special romance.

I'm not interested in getting PM's from complete strangers, nor do I wish any solicitations about cock size, getting together. etc. So trust me when I tell you that you will be deleted from my message banks and put on ignore.

If I don't know you, you aren't getting a friendship request approved.
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Old 06-16-2012   #9 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by dong-in-khakis View Post
smelling and tasting cum is like drinking beer for the first time, you acquire a taste for it.

I've been amazed at how much my taste for cum has developed.
nectar of the gods..........................

Last edited by hot-rod; 06-16-2012 at 09:45 PM..
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Old 06-16-2012   #10 (permalink)
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i luv cum. slurp, slurp, gulp, swallow.
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Old 06-16-2012   #11 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BUSTERHYMAN View Post
What's the hardest thing for a girl to say with her mouth full?

Don't Cum.
do you know where a woman's navel is?
between the two dairy queens and dick's drive-in
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Old 06-16-2012   #12 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by hot-rod View Post
do you know where a woman's navel is?
between the two dairy queens and dick's drive-in
that took a minute


rotflmao
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Old 06-19-2012   #13 (permalink)
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lol
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