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Elvis Presley was by all accounts a "hung stud". In several books and in a few filmed interviews "hung" is the word used by people who knew him well. He was uncut. When he started

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Old 07-19-2006   #1 (permalink)
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Elvis

Elvis Presley was by all accounts a "hung stud". In several books and in a few filmed interviews "hung" is the word used by people who knew him well. He was uncut.

When he started out playing rock'n'roll he understood the importance of the cock for the genre and taped a length of rubber tubing along the inseam of his trousers, giving fans the impression he had a horse cock. That is why Ed Sullivan insisted that Elvis be filmed only from the waist up on his TV show.

Quickly Elvis abandoned rock for the more lucrative pop music and his image became more discreet. You'll find the best bulge photos of Elvis during his rock'n'roll period.

Elvis was 100% straight, quite promiscuous, and he filmed many of his sexual encounters. Probably we'll be able to watch Elvis fuck on video some day.

I have a documentary video about Elvis faking his death. It is completely convincing. Although I'm certain Jim Morrison faked his death (he told everybody he would), I'm less certain about Elvis, because he was so discreet. For both stars a fake death was the best option to solve their problems. Somebody jokingly called Elvis' death "a great career move".

I have all of the Elvis movies (about 30) on video. I like the water setting ones best, and can't stand the westerns. I don't recall any decent revealing crotch shots in any of his movies. His 1968 "Comeback Special" (where he imitates Jim Morrison's leather costume) has some good bulges. He even plays with the mic stand at his crotch and says "Moby Dick".

Here's an Elvis bulge from a "Blue Hawaii" video box:
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Old 07-19-2006   #2 (permalink)
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I've heard no accounts that he was hung. He was ashamed of his cock and never let anyone see it when pissing. That would explain the hose, too. Whether it was actually small or just average is moot.
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Old 07-19-2006   #3 (permalink)
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Elvis being measured for his army uniform in 1958:

1, 2, 3, 4, 5

Paparazzi shot of Elvis today:

1
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Old 07-19-2006   #4 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Snozzle

He was ashamed of his cock and never let anyone see it when pissing.
He never let anyone see it when he was pissing? Where does this info come from? I am curious.
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Old 07-19-2006   #5 (permalink)
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Albert Goldman wrote a horrible book "ELVIS" and requiring privacy to piss is the sort of thing he would write. Goldman wrote Elvis was ashamed to be uncut, that it made him feel like a hillbilly.

I just read a criticism on the internet of Goldman's entire sexual bullshit about Elvis. He wrote Elvis was a "latent homosexual" and that his foreskin would bleed from fucking. It's too silly for me to continue...

Equally horrible is Albert Goldman's "Lives of John Lennon". He claims Lennon often paid teenage boys to have sex with him when he was living with Yoko Ono. It's too silly for me to continue...

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Old 07-19-2006   #6 (permalink)
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and you really think Jim Morrison is not dead???? That assertion makes you seem a bit "out there"
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Old 07-19-2006   #7 (permalink)
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I heard the reverse - that he was small.

That's the same biography who wrote "Elvis was constantly reminded of his hillbilly roots when he looked down and saw his uncircumsized cock" (paraphrase).

One biographer maintains he was dreadfully homophobic.

"a foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of small minds"
- Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882)
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Old 07-19-2006   #8 (permalink)
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way back i worked at an adult bookstore and someone put out male nude photos of men in a mag.....elvis was one of them......and it was small to average......nothing to write home about. that was back before photoshop or a program to make it smaller or bigger. wish i could find that mag.....but that was like 20 years ago.
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Old 07-20-2006   #9 (permalink)
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You have been greatly misinformed.
It is well known that ELVIS had a tiny dick.
There was a porn star who said in an interview that THE KING
stood next to him at the urinal and he noticed ELVIS had
a teeny weeny.

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Old 07-20-2006   #10 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by hairyman101
way back i worked at an adult bookstore and someone put out male nude photos of men in a mag.....elvis was one of them......and it was small to average......nothing to write home about. that was back before photoshop or a program to make it smaller or bigger. wish i could find that mag.....but that was like 20 years ago.
I didn't know that Elvis posed for nude photos.
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Old 07-20-2006   #11 (permalink)
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To repeat myself, by all accounts Elvis was a "hung stud". The 5 photos Alex8 provided seem to verify this.

I never knew Elvis and I've not seen photos of his cock. All reliable sources claim he was "hung". Why would his close associates lie about this?

Don't forget that most flaccid cocks are relatively small compared to their erect state. One of the biggest cocks here in Toronto (11" long, 8"+ around, very uncut) is surprisingly small when Andy takes a cold shower.

Libel/slander laws generally do not apply to the dead. You can write anything you wish about the dead with impunity. Both Elvis and Jim Morrison are legally dead.

The fact that Jim Morrison faked his death may make me seem "out there", but the truth often bothers some people who prefer our official fantasy reality. We all know Lee Harvey Oswald did not and could not have assassinated JFK, but that's the official version in history books, even though it's bullshit.

I used to laugh about the "Elvis is alive" rumours and thought it was wishful thinking. Now that I've seen a video documentary with reliable information and sources, I tend to think Elvis faked his death.

Personally, I'm only interested in monster cocks at least 10" long. "Hung" big cocks don't interest me and Elvis' cock is not big enough for me, hung or not.
He was a great singer and entertainer and I hope the home movies of him fucking come on the video market soon so we don't have to speculate about his endowment.

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Old 07-20-2006   #12 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by BigJohn9x8
....We all know Lee Harvey Oswald did not and could not have assassinated JFK,

This is because of course JFK isn't really dead he's living as a woman in North Adams with 80 cats and dogs and a gopher named Bonnie.
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Old 07-20-2006   #13 (permalink)
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I live in Memphis, and I worked at a few of the places that Elvis would rent at night to enterain himself and friends.

I was openly gay, and meet and talked with Elvis at these events, he had no issue with my sexuality.

Elvis did not pose nude, or participate in porn. Anyone that knew Elvis was very much aware that he was a star, but a down home Christian boy at heart.

Want to know the truth about Elvis talk to the people that really knew him like George Klien of Mephis, the Oak Ridge Boys, and others.

Don't listen to rumors, learn form the facts, and the facts are that only his wife, girlfreinds, and close friends would really know.

Gary
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Old 07-20-2006   #14 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by garydw

Elvis did not pose nude, or participate in porn.
This is what I suspected above.
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Old 07-20-2006   #15 (permalink)
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Who cares? They guy is dead, let him and his pee-pee rest in peace!

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy!
It's divine to own a dick!
From the tiniest little tadger,
To the world's biggest prick!
...
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