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Ok...when David Banner turned into the Incredible Hulk...did his schlong grow too? LOL

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Old 07-22-2006   #1 (permalink)
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How hung is the hulk?

Ok...when David Banner turned into the Incredible Hulk...did his schlong grow too? LOL
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Old 07-22-2006   #2 (permalink)
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LOL I bet he blows his load quickly -he's looks a bit tensed up!
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Old 07-22-2006   #3 (permalink)
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Maybe this might be of some help...

The Incredible Bulk

Even at six, Leah Lowland knew there was something amiss with the Incredible Hulk doll she won at a seaside fair in England.

Noticing a prominent bulge at the front of her prize, Leah did what any curious six-year-old would do: she pantsed him.

And lo, there in all its green-felted splendor, she discovered a two-inch male organ -- a willy, as the Brits like to call it.

"Considering the doll is only 12 inches tall, it's amazing how big his willy is," said mom Kim. "And itís definitely not an extra piece of material left on by mistake."

Amazed she may have been, but mom is calling for a ban on the Hulk doll, made by a Spanish manufacturer as a tie-in with the new movie.

Source: http://drizzten.com/blargchives/000439.html
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Old 07-22-2006   #5 (permalink)
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Maybe this might be of some help...

The Incredible Bulk
http://www.xanga.com/item.aspx?user=...s&uid=29666657
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Old 07-22-2006   #6 (permalink)
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his pants alwaysstayed in place (even if they turned into ripped shorts) so he cant have grown that fucking huge in the schlong department - besides we all know about body builders (this is a joke observation and is made solely for the purpose of raising some blood pressure round the world!)

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Old 07-22-2006   #7 (permalink)
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Tsk, that's never two inches... even the damn Hulk is resorting to cyber-inches in his measurements.
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Old 07-22-2006   #8 (permalink)
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Don't make David Banner's weenie angry. You wouldn't like his weenie when it's angry.
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Old 07-22-2006   #9 (permalink)
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Don't make David Banner's weenie angry. You wouldn't like his weenie when it's angry.
Id like to make angry just to see if id get lucky!

Like that cartoon, dongalong.
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Old 07-22-2006   #10 (permalink)
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Don't make David Banner's weenie angry. You wouldn't like his weenie when it's angry.
LOL huge green cocks are such a source of amusement.

Anyway, there was that actor who played the Hulk...specifically the Hulk, not the unassuming David Banner. Forget his name but I bet someone else remembers. I don't know if he was hung but he was on Banzai once. He lost to a Rabbi on an exercise bike (seeing who could keep above however fast it was for the longest) but he DID beat the priest.

Banzai was an awesome show.

Apparently, my penis is an obstacle to a decent blowjob! It all makes sense...



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Old 07-22-2006   #11 (permalink)
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Ok...when David Banner turned into the Incredible Hulk...did his schlong grow too? LOL
When I'm stressed I get a shrivel on!
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Old 07-22-2006   #12 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by alex8
Maybe this might be of some help...

The Incredible Bulk
Given that the original source for this bit of 'news' is The Sun, you'll understand if I believe the story is a hoax.
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Old 07-22-2006   #13 (permalink)
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Anyway, there was that actor who played the Hulk...specifically the Hulk, not the unassuming David Banner.
I think it was Lou Ferrigno (or something to that sort)
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Old 07-22-2006   #14 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Big Del
his pants alwaysstayed in place (even if they turned into ripped shorts) so he cant have grown that fucking huge in the schlong department
In one issue several years back, the Hulk's clothes were destroyed and he was walking around naked. One of his gamma-irradiated nemeses (who only got a big brain along with the characteristic green skin) admonished him to put on some pants because he was too... intimidating... without them.
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Old 07-23-2006   #15 (permalink)
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http://www.cartoon-desire.com/interr...cs/black13.jpg
He looks quite big in this one!
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