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Old 08-03-2006   #1 (permalink)
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Home Made Sex Toys

Have you been looking for that Big Guy and can't seem to find one?
It's 10 AM and there is no one around to have a little fun with........
Your too embarrased to go into the TOY store and buy what you need...
You don't want to order online and give out your credit card to a sex shop that you really don't know who the people running the place are.
What does one do?
Be creative, make your own toys, use your Power tools! (carefully) Stuff you find in the garage, in the kitchen etc...
I have a reciprocating saw hooked to a homemade dildo for those special times..
Am I the only one? What do you have?

As with any power tool read the directions and always wear your saftey glasses.
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Old 08-03-2006   #2 (permalink)
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"Always wear your safety glasses...."

LOL

I have a totally different visual now...from what the power tool's instructions are referring to......


Has anyone "shot" themselves accidently in the eye ?


There's always :
http://www.fuckingmachines.com/meett...ines/index.php

My favorite: the Monster.....
But we haven't bought one.....
Where on earth to store it ?!
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Old 08-03-2006   #3 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Pirate Wench
"Always wear your safety glasses...."

LOL

I have a totally different visual now...from what the power tool's instructions are referring to......


Has anyone "shot" themselves accidently in the eye ?


There's always :
http://www.fuckingmachines.com/meett...ines/index.php

My favorite: the Monster.....
But we haven't bought one.....
Where on earth to store it ?!
That machine looks like fun........
I almost shot myself in the eye today!
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Old 08-03-2006   #4 (permalink)
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Onetime...I put a hammer in my twat.

*cocksnuggler*
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Old 08-03-2006   #5 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Heather LouAnna
Onetime...I put a hammer in my twat.
yikes wasn't there anything a little softer around?
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Old 08-03-2006   #6 (permalink)
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Yeah, cuz i want something soft in there.


*goes to find the play-do*

*cocksnuggler*
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Old 08-03-2006   #7 (permalink)
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Just be carefull to not go to emergency room...like that guy in prison that was stuck in the butt with a bulb of something like that... be aware of open bottles too bcause of the pressure...another horror stories from blood secctions of newspapers we find in some countries...there is no money to buy toys than people must improvise for sure...
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Old 08-03-2006   #8 (permalink)
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Must... fight urge... to make... lame pun...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Heather LouAnna
Onetime...I put a hammer in my twat.
Hope you gave it a good pounding!

...goddamnit


Quote:
The 3 are reading from their lists of guilty pleasures...

White: (grabbing his list) Jeez Billy... Oiled garbage bag? Sweatsock? Oh my god, number 3, melon heated in a microwave!

Venture: That's very creative Billy, I'm sure you're mother is proud of you! Gimme that, White...

Billy: Hilarious, let's get back to work... we've had enough fun here...

Venture: (continues reading) No no! Fun is number five which simply states, quote: dust buster with corner attachment!

White: That... sounds... dangerous.

By the way, if somebody was conceived in a house, wouldn't that technically make them a homemade sextoy?

Last edited by Ummagumma; 08-03-2006 at 06:09 PM..
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Old 08-03-2006   #9 (permalink)
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lol, excessive post length
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Old 08-03-2006   #10 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Heather LouAnna
Onetime...I put a hammer in my twat.

A hammer?????? You are joking!!!!!
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Old 08-03-2006   #11 (permalink)
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A friend of mine can open beer bottles with her pusssy!
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Old 08-03-2006   #12 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by yorksguyuk
A friend of mine can open beer bottles with her pusssy!
That's handy!
I was going to say that I hoped they are twist-offs but that seems like a paltry distinction all things considered.

The best a man can get.

(206):

I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
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Old 08-03-2006   #13 (permalink)
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this girl i know could put a door handle in her ass (and yes i got to turn the handle)

beLIEve
10x7
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Old 08-03-2006   #14 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by AboutAverage
Must... fight urge... to make... lame pun...

Hope you gave it a good pounding!

...goddamnit
BAHAHAHAHA!

Quote:
Originally Posted by yorksguyuk
A hammer?????? You are joking!!!!!
AM I?!?!

Quote:
Originally Posted by yorksguyuk
A friend of mine can open beer bottles with her pusssy!
Sounds like a yeast infection waiting to happen.

*cocksnuggler*
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Old 08-03-2006   #15 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by AboutAverage
Must... fight urge... to make... lame pun...

Hope you gave it a good pounding!

...goddamnit




She wanted to get nailed!

Damn'. That shit's contagious!

PEACE OUT, HOMIES!

Porn is not real life.

I only always agree with LaFemme.
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