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Originally Posted by Ken Adams Ok, a horse dick is what, 25" long! What a surprise. But did you know the size of an average gorilla erection? It's about 1,5 inches. Impressive!!! Ah, that would

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Old 08-19-2006   #31 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Ken Adams
Ok, a horse dick is what, 25" long! What a surprise. But did you know the size of an average gorilla erection? It's about 1,5 inches. Impressive!!!
Ah, that would be a great way to break the truth to a not-so-gifted-but-way-too-arrogant boyfriend:

"Horse? What horse? Darling, you are hung as a friggin' gorilla!"

Not knowing better, he will be happy - untill you give him the encyclopedia...
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Old 08-19-2006   #32 (permalink)
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Ah, that would be a great way to break the truth to a not-so-gifted-but-way-too-arrogant boyfriend:

"Horse? What horse? Darling, you are hung as a friggin' gorilla!"

Not knowing better, he will be happy - untill you give him the encyclopedia...
Or...."hey you're hung like a stud..............field mouse.."

"You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life."
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Old 08-19-2006   #33 (permalink)
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Well, from what I learned on the show "Dirty Jobs", with Mike Rowe, when he did the episode where he visited a stud farm, and had to "milk" the sperm from the horse, each horse had an individual collection condom like thing. And, just like people, horses come in different sizes.....so, I guess that there is large penis envy even among horses...
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Old 08-20-2006   #34 (permalink)
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so, I guess that there is large penis envy even among horses...
Nah. My guess is that only people are stupid enough to be envius of some inches of flesh...
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Old 08-20-2006   #35 (permalink)
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Nah. My guess is that only people are stupid enough to be envius of some inches of flesh...
We can only hope that is the case....
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Old 08-22-2006   #36 (permalink)
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What amazes me (having grown up on a farm) is how small horses (and donkeys) get when they're flaccid. Talk about being a "grower"...

It's awesome. When flaccid, horses retract/shrink down to where the shaft disappears, completely withdraws up into the abdomen for the most part. Horse have the tendancy too, to be "semi" quite often (which admittedly is already at a length that seems impressive to us humans.)

But to withdraw completely flaccid the way horses do and THEN for us guys to worry like we do when we go "soft" ....well the comparison between the two is almost laughable when you think about it. I mean, a HORSE should really be self-conscious over how small HE gets in the flaccid state!

This fact has helped me accept the variances in my own flaccid size from time to time. Just knowing ALL males, whatever the species, have these differences is comforting. --At least SOMEWHAT comforting, that is.

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Old 08-23-2006   #37 (permalink)
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I worked on a studding farm for a while, and even helped with collecting specimines for artificial insemination. Yes, horses are pretty huge, but after 3-5 thrusts, it's all over. So if someone calls you a stallion, it's really not a complement.

Now, if you want something interesting you should check out pigs. Once they're errect the head of their penis becomes a corkscrew. This then jams into the sow's ridged cervix, and basically drags that back and forth. When you're artificaially inseminating the sow's you have to lean on their back and work the inseminator straw back and forth. You can tell when they're ready because you can atually feel their uterine wall ripple and suck up all the semen. It's pretty disturbing when you realise you're an animal pimp.
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Old 08-23-2006   #38 (permalink)
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It's pretty disturbing when you realise you're an animal pimp.
Better than being one of the johns.

You're sitting on a gold mine, Trebek
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Old 08-23-2006   #39 (permalink)
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I don't know what would qualify for a HORSE being considered hung... but I sure know a hung MAN when I see one.... I sure like them HUNG!! LOL!
Old 08-23-2006   #40 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by senor rubirosa
Ooh, my gawd. Would that be Mrs. Hands?

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Mr._Hands
Oh my FOOOKING GAWD!!!!
Just watched the Mr. Hands clip, it went all the way in with a LOT of force!
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Old 08-23-2006   #41 (permalink)
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The female blue whale has a vagina at least eight foot long - I've stayed in smaller Tokyo hotel rooms.

Forget the whales, horses and elephants, the mighty winkle is king of the cocks. He boasts an organ fifteen times the length of his body. On a six foot male human that would equate to a 1080 inch penis - anyone going to challenge the winkle?

Imagine, you could be 90 feet away from a man and he could probe you with his penis. Now that would make travelling on the undergorund a little more interesting.
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Old 08-23-2006   #42 (permalink)
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Oh my FOOOKING GAWD!!!!
Just watched the Mr. Hands clip, it went all the way in with a LOT of force!
You know, dongalong, I honestly thought that was just an article about Mr. Hands ... not realizing that there was a video link.
Knowing of the video link, I probably wouldn't have posted the link to the Encyclopedia Dramatica.
Old 08-23-2006   #43 (permalink)
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Don't worry, it wasn't a direct link to zoo porn so it was an easy mistake to make.
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Old 08-23-2006   #44 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Lordpendragon
The female blue whale has a vagina at least eight foot long - I've stayed in smaller Tokyo hotel rooms.

Forget the whales, horses and elephants, the mighty winkle is king of the cocks. He boasts an organ fifteen times the length of his body. On a six foot male human that would equate to a 1080 inch penis - anyone going to challenge the winkle?

Imagine, you could be 90 feet away from a man and he could probe you with his penis. Now that would make travelling on the undergorund a little more interesting.
Wow...15x bigger ! What is a winkle i look in the dictionary but could not find it...

And Benterden and G.Man you two have lots of experience 'hands on' jobs..wow.


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Old 08-23-2006   #45 (permalink)
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ELEPHANTS HAVE A 3 FOOT ERECTION! I HAVE SEEN THE PICTURES! Lol.

My ex is in Kenya and has told me...thats just crazy. Especially on a land animal. Zebras are bigger than horses too. Huge cocks. Sexy animals lol.

Apparently, my penis is an obstacle to a decent blowjob! It all makes sense...



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