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This has to be one of the worst things a guy has to get use to when sharing a room. And you don't know what worst trying to figure out how to get off without

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Old 09-03-2006   #1 (permalink)
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masturbation and roommates

This has to be one of the worst things a guy has to get use to when sharing a room. And you don't know what worst trying to figure out how to get off without being discovered or hearing/seeing your bunkmate actually getting off!
In college was the only time this happened.Usually I would hold up the sheet with on hand while jerking it with the other. This made cleaning up a bitch although a sock came in handy for this. My junior year I had a roommate who snored so sometimes I would be brazen enough to pull the sheet back and give it a pull.
Sometimes I wake up to he bunk shaking every so slighty. Another guy I would always hear the infamous "clicking sound". I never said anything. But my freshman year I had a three man room. A bunk on one side and a single bed on the other. The guy below me felt the need to yell out to me to look over that our was jerking off. He woke me out of a sound sleep and I looked over because he wouldn't shut up. He denied it. But both hands were under the sheet on his crotch. You see that outline of his erection against the sheet. It was never brought up again. Bottom line most guys would prefer to jo in private but when your young, horny, and have no other options it's amazing what you'll do.

Any have similar experiences?
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Old 09-03-2006   #2 (permalink)
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Yeah a while ago but after a few awkward attempts at being secretive I just raised the fact that I did a fair amount of wanking and my room mate admitted he did also and that we should just cut out the crap and do what we had to do.
It took a little while but soon we were at total ease and the motions/noises that previously had me assuming/wondering if he was or did he hear me were no longer noticeable.
I realise this level of straightforwardness wouldnt always work but pretending we dont doesnt either.
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Old 09-03-2006   #3 (permalink)
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I always wondered what guys in the military did about it. Did they wank in front of others, do it secretly, have circle jerks out on hikes?
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Old 09-03-2006   #4 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by hootie
I always wondered what guys in the military did about it. Did they wank in front of others, do it secretly, have circle jerks out on hikes?
What a great thread...hope to hear more
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Old 09-03-2006   #5 (permalink)
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I always enjoy reading these......please continue on.....

And am also interested in the military question.

How, and where Do they manage that ?
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Old 09-03-2006   #6 (permalink)
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I've never had an actual roommate - at Uni we all had seperate rooms, so it was just a matter of keeping relatively quiet and being discreet with your supply of toilet roll.

If I was living in that situation, I think I would just be very strait forward very quickly and just say - "look, I'm single, I need to relieve myself every now and again, I don't know if you masturbate, but I do, and rather than pissing around and trying to be discreet, which is going to be impossible, maybe we could come to a sort of arrangement?"

I can't stand farting around in such situations, and living in such close proximity to somebody, being discreet would be impossible.


Currently I have a flatmate (will have another one soon), and she has a boyfriend, and she knows I jack off, so the arrangement is that all is cool behind closed doors, knock before you come in and don't make too much noise if you are up to something.

Still I usually wack off when she is out, so there's no danger of being caught.

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Old 09-03-2006   #7 (permalink)
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when i was staying in the dorms we didnt have bunks, but seperate beds. MOre often than doing it in bed though, i would do it when my roomate was at class or i knew he was going to be gone for a long time, and i would make sure to lock the door from the inside, so that even his key would work. If he ever came back unexpectedly, and couldnt get in, i would unlock the door and play it off like the door was broken or stuck.

At night in bed i would do it too, but not as often cuz i like to look at porn or something when i jerk, instead of using my imagination. Rooms were dark enough so i didnt really need to do the sheet thing, i could just go at it. The air conditioner was always on so it covered up the noise. Also, being the exabitionist that i am, i dont really care if he would see me (i dont think he ever did though) beacuse i like to show off my very large size.
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Old 09-03-2006   #8 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by dave2006
This has to be one of the worst things a guy has to get use to when sharing a room. And you don't know what worst trying to figure out how to get off without being discovered or hearing/seeing your bunkmate actually getting off!
In college was the only time this happened.Usually I would hold up the sheet with on hand while jerking it with the other. This made cleaning up a bitch although a sock came in handy for this. My junior year I had a roommate who snored so sometimes I would be brazen enough to pull the sheet back and give it a pull.
Sometimes I wake up to he bunk shaking every so slighty. Another guy I would always hear the infamous "clicking sound". I never said anything. But my freshman year I had a three man room. A bunk on one side and a single bed on the other. The guy below me felt the need to yell out to me to look over that our was jerking off. He woke me out of a sound sleep and I looked over because he wouldn't shut up. He denied it. But both hands were under the sheet on his crotch. You see that outline of his erection against the sheet. It was never brought up again. Bottom line most guys would prefer to jo in private but when your young, horny, and have no other options it's amazing what you'll do.

Any have similar experiences?
Yes, but I moved off campus after my freshman year. So that I could have my own room. This made bringing home a woman much more plausible as well.
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Old 09-03-2006   #9 (permalink)
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My freshman year I lucked out by having an awfully cute, all-American, clean-cut looking stud of a roommate who broke the ice. Dave was a Junior and very well hung, and I couldn't help but steal peeks. He noticed, to be sure. One night, during our first week together, we went an played some hoops and when we got back to the room he suggested we go shower up. So off we went. We were the only two there. His beautiful body and long dick caused me to rise a bit, which he noticed and then he said he loves to JO in the showers. He grabbed his cock and stroked it, coming in great spurts. I did too. When we got back to the room, he said he "needs" to do it at least once a day, and if I wanted, we could do it together in the morning or whenever. So began our two years of daily wanking. We did it to each other a few times, but that was all. He was the best roommate I ever had. So open minded, nice and discreet. BTW: the floors were very institutional type of linoleum tile, so clean up was a breeze!
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Old 09-03-2006   #10 (permalink)
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was in the navy .when you're aboard ship it's really difficult.did it in the shower VERY quickly(30sec.)or in the bunk very quietly and not that often(once a month).young men make great warriors!!!!!
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Old 09-03-2006   #11 (permalink)
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hmm.. usually id just wait till i took a shower(i took lots of showers).. i loved jerking off with the neverending hot water.. *sigh*

though one time he was passed out in the room and i was online talking to guys.. ended up having a webcam jerkoff with one of them... but i had my back to him.. no big deal really... kindof a turn on.. he was cute.. one time when we were both wasted... and he was passed out cold.... nevermind... i probably shouldnt drink anymore.

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Old 09-03-2006   #12 (permalink)
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I am experiencing this predicament right now. I love my roommate, he's a cool guy and we are hitting it off pretty great. However, I have not been able to masturbate since I've been here and it's been driving me nuts. I never liked doing it in the showers, but that may turn out to be my only choice. Perhaps he and I just need to have a talk about it, cause I'm sure he's feeling the grief as well!
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Old 09-04-2006   #13 (permalink)
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I don't know how many times I posted on this subject already so I'll just say this:

Try to be respectful to your roomate and maybe your roomate will try to be respectful to you. If he's jackin off, you roll over. And vice versa. That always works.
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Old 09-04-2006   #14 (permalink)
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yes yes yes
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Old 09-05-2006   #15 (permalink)
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Freshman year when I had a roommate, I use to jerk off when he was asleep under the covers....I always kept a roll of toilet paper by my bed like I had allergies....We had a communal shower so you couldn't do it there....But a sometimes I would go to the stall like I had to take a shit and I would sit and jerk off into the bowl....Damn this thread is bringing back memories....
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