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Originally Posted by invisibleman Another time...I was at church. There were these three older ladies in their 60s. (I was twenty-five at the time.) I was wearing light colored slacks. I noticed every time I

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Old 03-11-2013   #31 (permalink)
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Another time...I was at church. There were these three older ladies in their 60s. (I was twenty-five at the time.) I was wearing light colored slacks. I noticed every time I would walk by...those beyotches would be looking at my pants bulge smiling. I went to the men's restroom to see what was the problem. I saw my own dick print (cock head and all) in my pants. I was wearing silk boxers underneath my pants.


Those same women were pretty flirty. And those hens cackled through the damn church telling all kinds of women that I was hung. I had a lot of uncomfortable situations that I had to NEO MATRIX myself out of in church because of those horny Christian beyotches. I had some beyotch tell my father that I was going to be her husband...and my father (who knew I was gay) told her that "I seriously doubt that young lady. ONE: You aren't white. TWO: You don't have a dick."
Uh huh....... what's next? Gonna tell us about the time you were being checked out by some octogenarian beyotches down at the convalescent home? Stop digging through your dad's old penthouse forum mags and give it a rest already. Fictitious stories is a couple of rooms over.
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Old 03-11-2013   #32 (permalink)
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OH YEAH! The married administrative assistant where I used to work said "I am gonna have to take you shopping and get you some tighter pants." as I walked past he desk. Apparently the khaki Dockers I was wearing didn't show off my bulge enough to suit her. I said "and why would that be?" She said "well if you have got it you might as well show it." I leaned over and whispered "I will show it to you any time you want baby."

That afternoon after everyone else had left the building she came in my office shut the door and locked it and began pulling my clothes off. I bent her over my desk and fucked the living hell out of her and came in her pussy. I fucked her every week or so for the remainder of the time that I worked there.

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Old 03-11-2013   #33 (permalink)
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I sure as hell do look ;-)

I don't do creeps, stalkers or bug-a-boos!
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Old 09-06-2013   #34 (permalink)
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Despite my best efforts to minimize, camouflage, hide, and distract from, yes they do. All the time. The main reason I avoid a lot of public places at high traffic times.

And women talk to each other about it. One woman looks down and then her brain realizes what the outline she is seeing is, and you can watch their facial expressions change, and often they involuntarily say something or make a sound. Then if they are with a girlfriend or something, they have to let them know too.
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Old 10-10-2013   #35 (permalink)
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Yes!

Once I was in Ipanema Beach, in Rio and as I got off the sea, three teenage girls looked at my cock. Then, I realised that my swimsuit was showing my cock.

The other I just lost... I was in Hamburg, Germany, and during a lunch with friends I let catchup fall over my T-shirt. So I have to go home without it. A car with two young women stopped. Me and my friend just lost a wild fucking night... Damn it!
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Old 10-11-2013   #36 (permalink)
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I have caught a few girls checking out my buldge when I go camando in sweat pants.When I notice them smiling I get semi hard and they check me out some more.
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Old 10-11-2013   #37 (permalink)
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Just thought I'd post a small tip relevant to this thread...

Next time you see someone trying to slyly check you out, take out your cell phone, turn on the camera app and point it in her (or their) direction and pretend you're reading something. They'll think you're distracted and freely ogle at you while you're looking at your cell phone, looking at them.

Worked like a charm for me a few times

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Old 10-11-2013   #38 (permalink)
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Yes at work most of the women have began to notice my bulge and it's funny they talk to me and glance down every so often but I act like I don't notice lol lets you know how women with big tits feel lol
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Old 10-11-2013   #39 (permalink)
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Was just thinking about this today.

Apparently word has gotten around my work about my size because I've gotten a lot of downward glances lately. One administrative assistant in particular is pretty funny to talk to. Her eyes keep flicking down to my groin the whole time we talk and I don't think she realizes how obvious it is. She is really cute but married and at least outwardly pretty conservative.

One of my favorites was when I was talking to a younger woman who I had always thought was very cute and innocent and inexperienced. I was wearing some smaller running shorts that I would normally only wear for a long run on a hot day and then shower and change but she caught me afterwards to talk and I knew they didn't disguise much so I was doing my best not to show. I was amazed at how hard it was for her to not look. She just kept glancing down and even lost her train of thought a few times and blushed. It's so hot to think about now. I wonder if she was more experienced than I thought and liked big cocks or if she was just young and curious?
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Old 10-11-2013   #40 (permalink)
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At least everyday duh. Like I look at ass.

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Old 10-11-2013   #41 (permalink)
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In my senior year in HS I caught a girl (who claimed to be 100% lesbian, and had a GF) staring at my cock as I walked to my seat. Her eyes were glued on my crotch, she made it so obvious what she was checking out. :P

I catch women looking all the time. I don't even try to show off my bulge, in fact I try to minimize it, but it doesn't always work, and tends to attract quite a bit of attention.

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Old 10-21-2013   #42 (permalink)
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Just got off the elevator with two college girls who kept giggling and staring at my bulge. I had no idea what they were laughing at until one of the girls blurted out "it's huge" and the other one goes "boing!". They were both hot and I wanted to say something but I can't afford to lose my job. The one girl kept shaking her head as if she had never seen anything like it. Funny thing is I'm a grower. I wish I could've shown it to them rock hard and stretch their little holes.
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Old 10-21-2013   #43 (permalink)
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Yes...
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Old 10-22-2013   #44 (permalink)
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I was out to eat lunch and caught a girl I passed sneak a quick peek.
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Old 10-22-2013   #45 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Trevor View Post
OH YEAH! The married administrative assistant where I used to work said "I am gonna have to take you shopping and get you some tighter pants." as I walked past he desk. Apparently the khaki Dockers I was wearing didn't show off my bulge enough to suit her. I said "and why would that be?" She said "well if you have got it you might as well show it." I leaned over and whispered "I will show it to you any time you want baby."

That afternoon after everyone else had left the building she came in my office shut the door and locked it and began pulling my clothes off. I bent her over my desk and fucked the living hell out of her and came in her pussy. I fucked her every week or so for the remainder of the time that I worked there.
fucking hot story, dude!
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