Don't mind the orange on my left thumb. I was eating cheetos.
Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, make sure you are not surrounded by a bunch of assholes.
Originally Posted by BUSTERHYMAN
If you are over thirty five and you have a washboard stomach, you are gay. It means you haven't knocked back enough beer with the boy's and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet.