How many men like to play with their nipples. I love to play with my nipples it is a really good feel and usually makes my cock hard. I didn't know how sensetive my nipples were until a recent fling sucked and licked them during sex. I find myself playing with my nipples all day.
Mine are broken. They get hard when touched, but I don't get any real sensation from them otherwise.
Sarcasm is lost on so many people...
A US standard 12 oz beer can (Miller, Bud, NOT Coors) is 4.75 inches tall, 2.375 inches wide, and approximately 8 inches in circumference. That means that your "beer can" cock is nearly 20% shorter than average, and too fat to actually use. In doubt ? Take a picture for comparison, or insert a can into your orifice of choice and see how it fits.