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I'm so glad that I found this forum. My boyfriend's penis will not stop growing and now it's over 30 inches long. Has anyone ever heard of this happening to a person? I'm so sad

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Old 09-21-2006   #1 (permalink)
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Boyfriend's Penis Too Large

I'm so glad that I found this forum. My boyfriend's penis will not stop growing and now it's over 30 inches long. Has anyone ever heard of this happening to a person?

I'm so sad and so is my boyfriend, Max. He is a professional man and he is almost always in pain from what he calls, "growing pains."

He lives in Ireland and when he first came to America, he was physically assaulted by airport security. He was made to strip naked while in the presense of 2 female officers and 2 male officers.

After naked, one of the female officers walked up to Max and grabbed his penis while stating, "See, I told you it was real!"

Max was literally humiliated beyond words.

Please let me know if you have any information that could possibly help us? Thankyou, Madam X
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Old 09-21-2006   #2 (permalink)
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Oh my! I see My Space must be down again!

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Old 09-21-2006   #3 (permalink)
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YAWN!!!

Don't be too long here, you really need to get back to your village because they're missing their idiot.

cheers

Dillon

It must be true, I read it on the internet.
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Old 09-21-2006   #4 (permalink)
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Are you thinking that I'm lying ?? Well, I am telling the truth. I have no reason to lie about something this serious. But, thanks for a reply anyway.
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Old 09-21-2006   #5 (permalink)
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Nope, I don't think you're lying...just totally deluded. If it's true then you've got the evidence in your hands, lets see it. Somehow I don't think we will.

It must be true, I read it on the internet.
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Old 09-21-2006   #6 (permalink)
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I'm deluded because you cannot believe that a man's penis can grow to be over 30 inches long? I will have to ask Max if I can upload a picture of his penis, would u still think that I'm deluded then?
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Old 09-21-2006   #7 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Madam X
I'm deluded because you cannot believe that a man's penis can grow to be over 30 inches long? I will have to ask Max if I can upload a picture of his penis, would u still think that I'm deluded then?
No, just an excellent (or, more likely, poor) PhotoShopper.
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Old 09-21-2006   #8 (permalink)
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No, just an excellent (or, more likely, poor) PhotoShopper.
Daddy Rubi, make the trolls go away!!!

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Old 09-21-2006   #9 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Madam X
I'm deluded because you cannot believe that a man's penis can grow to be over 30 inches long? I will have to ask Max if I can upload a picture of his penis, would u still think that I'm deluded then?
You're seriously trying to tell us that Max's penis touches the ground or comes within an inch or two of it? There are NO authenticated records of penises more than 14" long. While there may be one or two out there that are longer they'll be longer by fractions, not by over 100%. It is a physiological and genetic impossibility.

Your boyfriends penis may exist, but only between your ears.

It must be true, I read it on the internet.
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Old 09-21-2006   #10 (permalink)
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Chill everyone.

Upload the pics Madam X - then we can talk.
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Old 09-21-2006   #11 (permalink)
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Sorry Madam X for all the pessimists here...
I agree however that for your post to be taken seriously
a picture would be the solution, and next logical step.
Then you might get some better feed back.
Best wishes!
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Old 09-21-2006   #12 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by CardiffDillon
YAWN!!!

Don't be too long here, you really need to get back to your village because they're missing their idiot.

cheers

Dillon
Seconded. and Qouted for Truth.

"Pain is true pleasure..."- Midus
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Old 09-21-2006   #13 (permalink)
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No problem, I'll talk to Max and get his permission to upload one of his pictures later this pm. cya soon!
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Old 09-21-2006   #14 (permalink)
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No problem, I'll talk to Max and get his permission to upload one of his pictures later this pm. cya soon!
I'm so excited I could shit.

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Old 09-21-2006   #15 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Madam X
I'm deluded because you cannot believe that a man's penis can grow to be over 30 inches long? I will have to ask Max if I can upload a picture of his penis, would u still think that I'm deluded then?
Are you sure you don't mean 30 cm?? 30 inches is very very large.

If for some ODD reason he is ACTUALLY 30 inches, I think there are people here who would like to shake your hand. Stuffing a 2.5 foot dick in your vagina/ass/throat is an impossible ability.

Hiatus is a good thing.
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