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and some guys like to stick pencils up their dicks.
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Ahh hell no... *cringe*
that has to be, quite possibly, the most painful thing Ive thought of in the last year or so....
Only thing worse would be getting tiny shards of glass lodged in the urethra >_>
On a similar note... my friend once had kidney stones that wouldnt break up with a lithotripter (sp). For those of you who dont know, when someone has a kidney stone that they cant pass, its common practice to go to a hospital, and they set you up on a device that breaks the kidney stones with sound waves. I saw an x-ray, and the kidney stones were very pointy--and the doctor said they would rip through the urethra, causing considerable damage if he didnt have this procedure done.
Well, my friend's stones didnt break, and so they referred him to another doctor out of town. I ended up giving him a ride, since the doctor said he probably wouldnt be able to drive back home sitting down *hint hint* >_>
When we got there, the doctor goes, "Oh, I can have those out of you in 15 minutes."
My friend replied, "Great, knock me out with anesthesia and lets get to work!"
the doctor said, "We cant do this procedure if youre asleep. You need to be awake." (apparently, something at the base of the urethra closes while your asleep--to prevent you from peeing in your sleep).
Anyways, my friend's face went white. The took him to a room at the back, that had no windows, and the walls were clearly sound proof. >____>
He didnt walk for about 4 days after that. Apparently, they had to stick a small tube down his dick, then use a little clamp to grab to stones and pull them out, one at a time. He says he passed out from the pain 4 times, and each time, they had to wake him up with smelling salts. Ive always been afraid of random things going down my dick since then. @_@