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I've been spending a lot of time lately in my university library. I just noticed that some urinals have a target painted into the basin. In ours, there's a bee above the drain. There's also

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Old 11-13-2013   #1 (permalink)
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When you piss at a urinal, do you...?

I've been spending a lot of time lately in my university library. I just noticed that some urinals have a target painted into the basin. In ours, there's a bee above the drain. There's also the requisite urinal cake.

So, when you're draining the lizard, do you aim for the urinal cake or something else? Or, hell, if you regress into a five-year-old who's busy trying to piss over every dry square inch of the urinal, that's fine to confess too.

I'm a urinal cake pisser myself. The bee ain't doing much for my target practice. I think it's because my dick naturally flops down when let out of the fly, so it's just easier to aim the stream that way.
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Old 11-13-2013   #2 (permalink)
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when I go to take a whiz I just try and make sure it doesn't splatter on me or on the floor and always triple shake after so no embarrassing drops get on my pants or hit my shoes. I don't usually try to aim at any item. Then over to wash up and to the door, piece of fresh dry paper towel in hand so no ugly germs get on me as I leave.

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Old 11-13-2013   #3 (permalink)
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I usually stand in the center of the bathroom, spin counterclockwise, & make lawn sprinkler noises.....
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Old 11-13-2013   #4 (permalink)
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Fun fact for you all: Regarding those urinals with the bees in them... youre actually SUPPOSED to aim for the bee. Ive heard that those urinals are specially designed to reduce "splashback" when you aim at or around the bee. I actually tested it out one time and it seemed to work. Urine didnt seem to splash much when it hit the bee... at least not as much as other places. I guess its the way that the urinal is angled?

I'll just do as life dictates... and leave the rest up to fate.
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Old 11-13-2013   #5 (permalink)
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What above guy said. Supposed to aim for the general area in the back where the bee is to avoid splash, which can be quite noticeable sometimes anyway depending on the type of urinal and if you are wearing shorts. I don't like to walk out with pee on my leg hair so if that happens I end up at the sink washing my hands and giving my legs a quick wipe with a paper towel.
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Old 11-13-2013   #6 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by ArkNebradia View Post
Fun fact for you all: Regarding those urinals with the bees in them... youre actually SUPPOSED to aim for the bee. Ive heard that those urinals are specially designed to reduce "splashback" when you aim at or around the bee. I actually tested it out one time and it seemed to work. Urine didnt seem to splash much when it hit the bee... at least not as much as other places. I guess its the way that the urinal is angled?
True. I also noticed that the urinal porcelain bends more inward at the bee. Definitely no splash back. That's only a problem if I've got to Russian race-horse piss and I'm sufficiently buzzed.
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Old 11-13-2013   #7 (permalink)
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I've tried every which way and I still get the splashback. So I just use the stalls. bo:obies2:

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Old 11-16-2013   #8 (permalink)
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Actually, I didn't what the bee was for for a very long time. When I pee, I just aim at the bottom of the urinal. I've never aimed at the bee, or at the cakes or anything in particular.
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Old 11-16-2013   #9 (permalink)
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Never noticed a bee?!

I used to like aiming for the urinal cakes tho - or the ciggie stubs that were invariably floating round at the bottom. ;)
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Old 11-16-2013   #10 (permalink)
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This side of the pond it's a fly not a bee. Amsterdam airport is famous for this development!

How about this one in Australia?

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Old 11-16-2013   #11 (permalink)
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I have nvr seen this bee. I'll be right back. :-p
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Old 11-22-2013   #12 (permalink)
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Too busy looking at the wall in front of me or trying to get a look at the guy next to me
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Old 11-22-2013   #13 (permalink)
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I just go in, piss wash my hands and leave, lol.
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Old 11-22-2013   #14 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by socalfreak View Post
I usually stand in the center of the bathroom, spin counterclockwise, & make lawn sprinkler noises.....
So it's you to blame when my soles stick to the floor. :)

I avoid urinals.
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Old 11-24-2013   #15 (permalink)
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oh guess i'm the only guy to aim for light fixtures. You guys need to live a little.
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