When you piss at a urinal, do you...?
I've been spending a lot of time lately in my university library. I just noticed that some urinals have a target painted into the basin. In ours, there's a bee above the drain. There's also the requisite urinal cake.
So, when you're draining the lizard, do you aim for the urinal cake or something else? Or, hell, if you regress into a five-year-old who's busy trying to piss over every dry square inch of the urinal, that's fine to confess too.
I'm a urinal cake pisser myself. The bee ain't doing much for my target practice. I think it's because my dick naturally flops down when let out of the fly, so it's just easier to aim the stream that way.