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Any idea how hung he is? Maybe this has been discussed before, but does the man that attracts so many women to Playboy (and the mansion...), have anything bigger than his pocketbook?

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Old 01-15-2007   #1 (permalink)
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Hugh Hefner

Any idea how hung he is? Maybe this has been discussed before, but does the man that attracts so many women to Playboy (and the mansion...), have anything bigger than his pocketbook?
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Old 01-15-2007   #2 (permalink)
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The guy is old now, so I doubt if he is hung at all anymore.

As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in pro football history.
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Old 01-15-2007   #3 (permalink)
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After all these years, if he'd been in any way exceptional, I'm sure we'd have heard. One of those bunnies would have talked.
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Old 01-15-2007   #4 (permalink)
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Any idea how hung he is? Maybe this has been discussed before, but does the man that attracts so many women to Playboy (and the mansion...), have anything bigger than his pocketbook?
"Deepthroat" star, Linda Lovelace said in her 1980s tome "Ordeal" that Heff was largely impotent and preferred to use lots of baby oil which she hated since it got everywhere ...
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Old 01-15-2007   #5 (permalink)
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Hugh Marston Hefner (April 9, 1926) is sort of an everyman's hero, a guy from Illinois who rose from a conservative Methodist upbringing to live a heterosexual dream that is beyond the realm of anybody short of a rock or sports star. Like most celebrity stories there is the carefully crafted one that is presented by publicists and marketing companies, and the one that is leaked out by insiders and disgruntled ex-employees (playmates).

Hustler magazine and its paraplegic publisher Larry Flynt printed some undercover photographs of Hugh Hefner in his famous circular bed 30 years ago with a few playmates cavorting around like post-pubescent nymphos. They were highly unflattering pictures, showing Hefner with a dazed expression an un-toned body and a small but erect penis. Any of these photos have been expunged on the internet but no-doubt remain in countless closets and porno memorabilia piles around the world.

Hefners media image vs.the reality nearly destroys my faith in Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny. I want to think he is a dashing geriatric ensconsed in a huge Tudor mansion in Holmby Hills with a half dozen live-in girlfriends. I don't want to believe that the "girlfriends" are actually paid staff making $10,000/month. I don't want to believe that he is semi-impotent and would rather watch the thousanth re-run of an old 1950's movie ("It's movie time!") than go out on the town. I don't want to believe that he is actually a boring stay-at-home geek who is bedded by beautiful women simply for the career opportunities that Playboy can offer.

When I was a child nothing represented the apogee of Playboy and its publisher more than the Big Bunny, a McDonnell Douglas DC-9 series 30. Airliners.net Photos: Playboy Enterprises McDonnell Douglas DC-9-32 Decades later I learned some historic facts that somewhat diminished my childhood fantasy. Of the 191 flights it made from 1970 to 1976, nearly all were on the Chicago to Los Angeles shuttle. The Big Bunny was never conceived as an intercontinental jet by its manufacturer, and even with added center tanks the plane only had 7.5 hour endurance. It couldn't fly above 37,000 ft and at .76 Mach it lacked the ocean hopping speed of a Boeing 747 or 777. In fact it was barely larger than a regional jet.

In a 1980 book entitled Bunny, the author devoted a chapter to the one grand globe-trotting flight Hefner made aboard the Big Bunny, a carefully and highly publicized expidition to Europe and Africa which read a little like Mortimer A. Snerdly travels the world. Though the plan was to demonstrate what a bon vivant Hefner was via orchestrated photos of him on safari, at the Acropolis and other readily identifiable locations, within a very short time Hefner became homesick for the warm confines of his (then) Chicago mansion and his beloved Wonderbread. At Maxim's in Paris, where Europe's most discriminating gourmand's dine, he ordered his assistant to show the master chefs how to make fried chicken "just the way they do at Kentucky Fried Chicken." After three long weeks Hefner returned back to the United States re-affirmed in his belief that there is no place like home.
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Old 01-15-2007   #6 (permalink)
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Now that's an answer!

Thank you!
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Old 01-16-2007   #7 (permalink)
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Any idea how hung he is? Maybe this has been discussed before, but does the man that attracts so many women to Playboy (and the mansion...), have anything bigger than his pocketbook?

Aged 80, he is apparently going to be a daddy again ...
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Old 01-16-2007   #8 (permalink)
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funny that this thread popped, i was just reading about playboy mansion yesterday, :
Ex-Playmate Reveals Playboy Mansion Secrets - CD Freaks Living Room - Club CD Freaks



quite long, the passage, but interesting...ive highlighed the penis part with red fonts , but the whole text is interesting. if its true... i cut several parts since there is a limit on 10000 chars


"Ex-Playmate Reveals Playboy Mansion Secrets

Chaunce Hayden: Lets talk about this book you've written called, "Upstairs."

Jill Ann Spaulding: Okay.

Okay, so let's back to the story. You got a call from Hugh Hefner's personal secretary telling you that you are no longer invited to the parties. Why?

Yes, because she is one of Hugh Hefner's personal slaves.

Personal slave? Define what that is.

A personal slave is someone who has to follow all the rules of Hef or you're asked to move out. She gets to live in the house, but she has a 9:30pm curfew and she has to participate on Wednesdays and Fridays for sex night. They're required nights for sex. You have to go upstairs [to Hef's bedroom] unless you just had a nose job or a major operation. Otherwise, you have to go. Even if it's that time of the month, or you're sick and the doctors tell you that you can't participate. You still have to show up that night.

What happens on sex night?

On sex night you go upstairs and the girls that are brand new, or the girls who don't have their own room yet, have to take a bath. That's a requirement. You also have to put on a certain pair of pink pajamas. They're all lined up and neat. You can tell they've been to the cleaners. They tell you to put them on, even though you take them off as soon as you enter Hef's room.

What is Hef's room like?

It's pitch dark, and there's this loud techno music playing. There's also two large big screen TVs.

Is it a very big room?

No, it's not exactly huge because it is an old house. But it has tons and tons of stuff everywhere to the point where you almost have to make a trail to get around.

How do you feel when you first walk into Hef's room and see all this?

I'm terrified!

How many other women are in the room with you?

The night I was there, there were 12 girls.

I guess this is the million-dollar question. Does Hef actually have sex with the girls?

I didn't think he did, because nobody talks about it. There's not one girl who talks about it! I actually studied this before I went up there!

That brings me back to my earlier question. Why?

Well, most people don't want to admit that they had sex with a 78 year-old. The night I was there 10 of the 12 girls had sex with him.

By sex you mean intercourse?

Yeah.

How is a man who's 78 years old able to have sex with that many women?

He doesn't really do anything. He just lies there with his Viagra erection. It's just a fake erection, and each girl gets on top of him for two minutes while the girls in the background try to keep him excited. They'll yell things like, "F-k her daddy, f-k her daddaddy!" There's a lot of cheerleader going on!

After the two minutes are up what happens?

The main girlfriend wipes off his penis. She's the girl who actually shares the bed with him. She sleeps there all night. She's around 22 years old. He uses all the same girls. She's been there for three years now.

So she was just a teenager when they met.

Yeah.

Don't you think that's crazy?

Yeah, but nobody really knows. I don't think even the main guests know all this.

So let's talk more about Hef's sex party.

When it first gets started his main girlfriend gives him [oral sex], then she has sex with him. She's the first to go because that's the safest for her.

Does Hef use a condom when he had sex with these women?

No. No protection and no testing. He doesn't care.

Don't the girls he's having sex with care?

They care, but they're also getting $2000 a week.


But you're in the room as well. What are you doing?

I'm just thinking to myself, "Oh my God!" But I wanted to be a Playmate and this is the way to do it.

If you didn't have sex with Hef, what were you doing specifically?

Each girl pairs up with another girl and they pretend to have girl on girl sex while Hef is having his turn with the other girl. It's not real lesbian sex. We're just pretending. Nobody else really likes each other. There's also gay porn on in the background.

I was told that Hef likes to watch male gay porn by former Playboy centerfold Victoria Zdrok. Did you find that odd?

Yes, but I think he needs to see that stuff to help him stay [erect].

So why didn't you have sex with him?

I did have a turn with him, but I said, "No."

What happens when you say "No" to sex with Hef?

Nothing, because I kept my pants on. That's a rule. If you leave your pink pajama bottoms on, that means you don't want to [have intercourse].

Once you refuse to have sex are you kicked out of the mansion?

Definitely, but he doesn't give up that easy. I was supposed to be living in the mansion for five days. I moved in and intended on not leaving. I didn't realize they had real sex.

What did you think was going to happen?

I thought I was going to get to play dress up and go out partying and just have a great time looking like I'm [Hef's] girlfriend. I had no idea it was the real deal.

And those are the girls that make it into Playboy?

Yes. If you took the time to research a lot of the girls you see in Playboy, you'd probably be surprised. If you ran their social security numbers, you'd be really surprised.

Can a girl get into Playboy without sleeping with Hugh Hefner?

Yes, but you have to go in a different direction.



How did Hef first become aware of you?

I sent him a letter with my picture and he liked it and invited me to his birthday party. I had already done a photo shoot for Playboy.com before I met him.

So you never made it into the magazine, just the Playboy website?

Yes. The website actually makes $16 million dollars a year and they get more visitors on there than they do the magazine, but, of course, every girl wants to be in the magazine.

What happened when you met Hugh Hefner at the party?

Nothing. I just met some celebrities and went home.



He wasn't angry or jealous that you were living in the Playboy Mansion?

No. He thought the same thing I thought. I don't think anyone thought Hugh Hefner could get it up. I think most people think it's all for show.

This may be an inappropriate question to ask, but for the hell of it, how big is Mr. Hefner, if you know what I mean?

Umm... average. Five inches. Maybe six.

Let's get back to living in the Mansion. So, Hef asks you to move in?

I invited myself.

And he said okay?

Yes, but none of the other girls knew about it and they didn't know that I would be invited upstairs.

Where they jealous or threatened by you?

Oh yeah! Oh, my gosh, it was crazy!

Are they worried you might be taking their spot in the magazine?

Exactly! There are only so many months! The night I was in his room there was a girl who slept with him who was 36 years old and she made Miss January!

That's old for Playboy, isn't it?

He's started to go with older girls because the young girls move out after they get in the magazine. He's just as naive as I am thinking they would stick around after they got in the magazine. So now he's naive thinking he should start picking uglier girls. At least, that's the rumor. He just doesn't want to have to break in new girls.

How does the bedroom finally end?

He has anal sex with his real girlfriend and all the other girls cheer. As soon as he's finished, everyone just disappears and his main girlfriend and him start to make out. Rumor has it that a doctor comes in and checks on him after the girls leave the room, but I didn't see that.

After sex night is over, what do the other girls say? Are they embarrassed? Do they enjoy it?

They all think it's awful. My girlfriend slept with him and now she has a Playboy tattoo she wants to get removed. He looks for the girls who are weak or poor who go after the money and are looking for the stardom. Not the girls who are already stars.

You mention that drugs are passed around in Hef's limo. What kind of drugs?

There's a little pill that [Hef] gives the girls in his limo. I know what it is but am not allowed to tell you.

Why?

Because I can't prove what it is and I could be sued. Just think of the main drug that he used to do in the 70s. I didn't get a pill though because I wasn't his official girlfriend. Only the official girls get a pill.....

be well, and take it easy with the bullsh!t
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Old 01-16-2007   #9 (permalink)
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Jill Ann Spaulding's book (which I have) along with ex-playmate Victoria Zdrok's revelations are in shocking argreement. Probably the only difference are the salaried "girlfriends" pay, $2,000/week or $10,000/ month. The number of articles leaking out on the goings on in the mansion certainly paint a picture far different than the one the Playboy publicity machine puts out. From the New York Post's Hef's World: Fact or Fiction to the more charitable and humorous chapter in Bunny titled- The Best Party That Never Was- Hef's carefully crafted image as a stud machine is beginning to crumble.

By the way, after I wrote my first post I did a fuel burn calculation and the Big Bunny didn't have nearly the endurance and range to make a westbound transatlantic flight against 80% probability winds. On a flight from Paris to New York Hef's mighty 5 inch penis would have gotten wet somewhere southeast of Nova Scotia. So much for myth.
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