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Does anyone have links to Porno (straight bi or gay) that has some sort of story or plot? The cheesier, the better. It's my friends birthday on saturday, and I want to give her a

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Old 01-15-2007   #1 (permalink)
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Porn with a plot.

Does anyone have links to Porno (straight bi or gay) that has some sort of story or plot?

The cheesier, the better. It's my friends birthday on saturday, and I want to give her a cd that has all these bad pornos with silly stories to it.

Things like plumber and housewife, coworkers, doctor nurse,

Especially if they say things like " Hey baby, your pipes were leaking, mind if I plug them??"

Hiatus is a good thing.

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Old 01-15-2007   #2 (permalink)
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One of my favorites was an 80's one called Cinderotica. Prince can't cum no matter how many maidens he fucks. Cinderella comes to the ball. He fucks her and shoots his wad. She runs off at midnight. He goes around the kingdom fucking maidens but none make him shoot. He finds Cinderella and fucks her. For a virgin, she's got a trashed looking pussy. I think he fucked her in the ass too. Most memorable line "Oh Cindy!".

Of course then you have the Johnny Wadd series...
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Old 01-15-2007   #3 (permalink)
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I have probably the worst gay army porn ever... I killed myself laughing, I downloaded it off LimeWire... the title being... " Gay Porn - MSR - Don't Ask, Don't Tell - Millitary Sex - Rape 5 " The other one I got from isoHunt, it is called... "Gay Porn- Studio 2000- Mavericks 2- Blake H" ... both with some sort of plot... not rediculously corny though...

I'm female... check the pics..
You spin my head right round, right round
When you go down, when you go down down.
Breaking Bradley Story (m/f)

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Old 01-15-2007   #4 (permalink)
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LOL, so far so good...

If anyone has links to these.. on like rapidshare or xtube or something.. it woudl be excellent.

I watched one last year.

It had these two french electricians. I think there was a power out in a hotel. They went from room to room fucking these horny young women, and each time, they got their dicks in the girls ass.... bonafide sluts, my friends.

My favourite line in the film was *in a heavy french accent* " Hey baby, I need to stick my penis in your box. It smells funny and we need to make some friction to fix it." See, terrible lines.. I love it!!!

Hiatus is a good thing.
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Old 01-15-2007   #5 (permalink)
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The site isn't very old, but it has variety. Not too corny I guess, but pretty hot.

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Old 01-15-2007   #6 (permalink)
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Jeff the only way I can get them to you, is probably by email... I have them burned to DVD... sorry.

I'm female... check the pics..
You spin my head right round, right round
When you go down, when you go down down.
Breaking Bradley Story (m/f)

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Old 01-15-2007   #7 (permalink)
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Some sites that will take you to your program of downloading choice, and DL it for you...:
Bitzi Ticket: Gay Porn - Military Sex - MSR - Don't Ask Dont Tell - Rape Scene.mpg

isoHunt for the second one:
gay || isoHunt - World's largest BitTorrent and P2P search engine

I'm female... check the pics..
You spin my head right round, right round
When you go down, when you go down down.
Breaking Bradley Story (m/f)

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Old 01-15-2007   #8 (permalink)
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How about "Oh, Those Nurses! or "Stiff Competition" and play all the sex scenes in fast forward and fast backward?
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Old 01-15-2007   #9 (permalink)
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A porn plot.

Isn't that an oxymoron ?

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Old 01-15-2007   #10 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Pirate Wench View Post
A porn plot.

Isn't that an oxymoron ?

No, an oxymoron is the one that writes it!
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Old 01-15-2007   #11 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jeff black View Post
It's my friends birthday on saturday, and I want to give her a cd that has all these bad pornos with silly stories to it.
A likely story.

"I am the whoring mother of whom Leonard and Sweaty Bill speak..."
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Old 01-15-2007   #12 (permalink)
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A likely story.
Shut up, it is. She and I used to watch porn in highschool.

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Old 01-15-2007   #13 (permalink)
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I was in Blackpool once, and myself and my friend thought we were being really badass buying pornos off this dodgy guy (we bought poppers from his shop too, just for fun).

They came in these XXX SWEDISH PORN cases. Well we get home to our own houses and bang the tapes in. Next morning we realise we both got ripped off. The videos were fuckin 1960s (at the latest) softcore pornos. They had plots but that's not what I bought it for. I forget the name.

However, the Confessions Of... (A Handyman, Driving Instructor etc) series of porn (softcore) have stories.

There is one awesome one I think called SEXTERMINATOR (or something). Real cheesy. The guy says 'Come with me if you like sex'

rip off of the Terminator 2 line "come with me if you want to live" Classic.

Nice vid Jeff! Hehe.


Edit:

Porn Movie Titles Based On Real Movies And Television Shows :: aquasmaxxx ::

Its called PENETRATOR (lol). Cool site there that gives you a list of lots of Porn spoofs...give her those! They're frickin hilarious

POCAHOTASS

POLTERGASH

THE GENITAL'S DAUGHTER

HONEY, I BLEW EVERYBODY

lol.

lol its amazing. im pissin myself.

If I told you babe
That I was in love with you
If we got married
Would that be cool?

You make me so confused
The beautiful ones
You always seem to lose






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Old 01-15-2007   #14 (permalink)
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That is why porno is so fascinating. People with no talent can make money - the glossier and more surgically enhanced the more these poor sods think they are important. It is getting more like mainstream media by the day !!!
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Old 01-15-2007   #15 (permalink)
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Jeff... why don't you make your own porno and add that to the collection, or use your jerk off video... ROFL...

I'm female... check the pics..
You spin my head right round, right round
When you go down, when you go down down.
Breaking Bradley Story (m/f)

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