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Sorry, new hear. Just trying to get some ideas from this post. I like Bonanza's post. I am tall and thin, decent looking. don't know what else to say.

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Old 04-23-2007   #16 (permalink)
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Sorry, new hear. Just trying to get some ideas from this post. I like Bonanza's post. I am tall and thin, decent looking. don't know what else to say.
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Old 04-23-2007   #17 (permalink)
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ok... I guess my question is this: why is your face in your pics in your profile here but it is blacked out with a dot in the hotel pic? curious.
IMO he only needed his creative writing and your imagination to develop the maid scenario as opposed to scandalous photos (clearly showing his face and the maid) that might fall into the wrong hands.

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Old 04-30-2007   #18 (permalink)
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I let the maids walk in on me every oppurtunity I get. Usually I pretend to be sleeping nude with the covers off so they can get a quick look. I did answer the door nude one time and it was a hispanic maid that didn't understand english. I tried telling her I didn't have any clothes on, but she still came in while I hid behind the door. As she went into the bathroom, I went back into bed and that was it. I got the idea of setting up a camcorder to record the maids expressions when the saw me "sleeping" naked. Did that twice. I will be staying in a hotel in a few days where I will set the recorder up so it points towards the bathroom and right next to the entrance door. I will have my back to the bathroom door jerking one out into the toilet with headphones on so I don't hear the lovely "housekeeping" voice. I tend to have the door slightly open so she can peek inside and be able to see what I'm doing by looking into the bathroom mirror. This will enable me to see how long she looks, if she turns around and walks out, or even have the guts to start making up the beds and act like she didn't see me in there. Hopefully I will have a great video to share with everyone. If anyone has any other ideas like this, I would like to hear about them.
sounds great

curious to know how it turns out... good luck!
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Old 05-15-2007   #19 (permalink)
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bump... anyone else have maid flashing experiences?
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Old 06-18-2007   #20 (permalink)
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bump... anything new in here?
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Old 06-18-2007   #21 (permalink)
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Great story LMAO had a great laugh

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Old 06-20-2007   #22 (permalink)
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my ex was walking home from school once and she was walking by this car with an open door and there was a guy inside jerkin his gerkin and she aparently saw the money shot and everything.
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Old 06-20-2007   #23 (permalink)
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Jesus Christ, am I the only person on this forum that thinks there is something seriously seriously wrong with exposing yourself to people on purpose?

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy!
It's divine to own a dick!
From the tiniest little tadger,
To the world's biggest prick!
...
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Old 06-21-2007   #24 (permalink)
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I went to NY City a couple of years ago for a two-day convention, so I had a hotel room for two nights. On the second day, I went back to my room about lunch-time, and I could see the maid just entering my room as I was coming down the hall. I went in and about fainted when she turned to me and said hello; she was Jamaican or something, mid-40s, but with the huuugest boobs I had seen in a long time, and a super-mellow vibe about her. I closed the door and she went into the bathroom to re-stock the towels, so I decided to take a shower as an excuse to gat naked. I went around the corner toward the entry area and pulled off my shirt, noticing her approach the bed in a mirror on the wall. She saw me unbuckling my belt and stopped where she was, dropping the dirty towels on the floor and picking up a pillow. I took off my pants and underwear as she removed the pillowcase and put it back on, our glances at each other in the mirror becoming less furtive and more bold, until I said to myself “showtime.” She turned as I came around the corner and her eyes were on my swinging meat. She started an exchange that went something like “Look at you; ain’t got no hang-ups” “If you got it, flaunt it” “M-hm, ‘cept…” as she wiggled her left hand and ringed finger. I have revisited that scene many times in my mind, imagining all the possible variations from that point forward.
I hung out the “Please Make up Room” sign at the crack of dawn, then sat in bed edging for about two hours until a younger Hispanic maid came in. She came around the corner into the room and I sat up, pretending she had just awakened me, and got out of bed, my stiff pole swinging from side to side as she stood wide-eyed and still, with her hand over her mouth. I watched her eyes track my groin as I went to take a shower. I had purposefully left my clothes in the suitcase, and she must have noticed, because she was still in the room when I came out— ten minutes to make the bed?— no longer hard but swinging pretty good. I said “you like white guys?’ and she replied with a heavy accent “I do now!” She replaced the towels and left as I got dressed.
There is a motel a few hours north of Los Angeles where the bathroom windows are shoulder-height and look out at the walkway. I had just turned off the shower (window open), and heard two giggling girls who had seen me from outside as I pulled my towel off the rack. I stepped back behind the frosted shower door and dried off, noticing that they stayed at the window whispering. I took a minute to chub it pretty good, swinging it around to loosen it up just before stepping out. One of the hottest things I have ever heard was whispered just then, as they said in unison “oh… my… god!” I glanced up and stroked it a few times, and they ran away. I went out to “get some ice” about a dozen times that night, voyeuring a few pre/post-shower females in the process. Was the young Asian girl with the full bush one of the whisperers? Or the flat-chested micro-bush a few doors down? As I saw each of them I thought, “Is the image of my long flopping meat pinging through the synapses in her brain?
MOTELS ROCK!
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Old 06-22-2007   #25 (permalink)
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Jesus Christ, am I the only person on this forum that thinks there is something seriously seriously wrong with exposing yourself to people on purpose?

Jesus can't come to the forum right now. Please expose yourself and wank again later. This is a recording.
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Old 06-24-2007   #26 (permalink)
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Ha, I love it! I will definatly do something like this for my website! :)

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Old 06-30-2007   #27 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Red8x6 View Post
I went to NY City a couple of years ago for a two-day convention, so I had a hotel room for two nights. On the second day, I went back to my room about lunch-time, and I could see the maid just entering my room as I was coming down the hall. I went in and about fainted when she turned to me and said hello; she was Jamaican or something, mid-40s, but with the huuugest boobs I had seen in a long time, and a super-mellow vibe about her. I closed the door and she went into the bathroom to re-stock the towels, so I decided to take a shower as an excuse to gat naked. I went around the corner toward the entry area and pulled off my shirt, noticing her approach the bed in a mirror on the wall. She saw me unbuckling my belt and stopped where she was, dropping the dirty towels on the floor and picking up a pillow. I took off my pants and underwear as she removed the pillowcase and put it back on, our glances at each other in the mirror becoming less furtive and more bold, until I said to myself “showtime.” She turned as I came around the corner and her eyes were on my swinging meat. She started an exchange that went something like “Look at you; ain’t got no hang-ups” “If you got it, flaunt it” “M-hm, ‘cept…” as she wiggled her left hand and ringed finger. I have revisited that scene many times in my mind, imagining all the possible variations from that point forward.
I hung out the “Please Make up Room” sign at the crack of dawn, then sat in bed edging for about two hours until a younger Hispanic maid came in. She came around the corner into the room and I sat up, pretending she had just awakened me, and got out of bed, my stiff pole swinging from side to side as she stood wide-eyed and still, with her hand over her mouth. I watched her eyes track my groin as I went to take a shower. I had purposefully left my clothes in the suitcase, and she must have noticed, because she was still in the room when I came out— ten minutes to make the bed?— no longer hard but swinging pretty good. I said “you like white guys?’ and she replied with a heavy accent “I do now!” She replaced the towels and left as I got dressed.
There is a motel a few hours north of Los Angeles where the bathroom windows are shoulder-height and look out at the walkway. I had just turned off the shower (window open), and heard two giggling girls who had seen me from outside as I pulled my towel off the rack. I stepped back behind the frosted shower door and dried off, noticing that they stayed at the window whispering. I took a minute to chub it pretty good, swinging it around to loosen it up just before stepping out. One of the hottest things I have ever heard was whispered just then, as they said in unison “oh… my… god!” I glanced up and stroked it a few times, and they ran away. I went out to “get some ice” about a dozen times that night, voyeuring a few pre/post-shower females in the process. Was the young Asian girl with the full bush one of the whisperers? Or the flat-chested micro-bush a few doors down? As I saw each of them I thought, “Is the image of my long flopping meat pinging through the synapses in her brain?
MOTELS ROCK!
Another awesome post in my favorite thread...
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Old 05-08-2008   #28 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by mplsingleguy View Post
who likes to hang out in their boxers or briefs in the hotel rooms? Anyone ever brave enough to venture out of their rooms, like to the vending machines- in their shorts? Do you let room service in when you are in your briefs?

mpl's so timid in comparison to you Bonanzaz65:

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i have been having the time of my live traveling and staying in hotels and motels. I set up my webcam on my laptop to catch the expressions of maids that knock on the door and announce housekeeping ... i wait till they are in the room and then i walk out of the bathroom with my cock semi hard and raging to look at. Their expressions are priceless...
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