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My most embarrassing one would have been a couple of years ago when I got up to do a presentation in front of a class with a partner. I'd been trying to get my erection

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Old 04-02-2007   #16 (permalink)
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My most embarrassing one would have been a couple of years ago when I got up to do a presentation in front of a class with a partner. I'd been trying to get my erection to go down for several minutes before I went to the front, because I knew I'd have to go up soon. Anyway, I had to stand there with one hand in my pocket the whole time holding my cock back against my thigh to try to minimize the bulge. No one ever said anything to me about it, but I'm pretty sure some people knew what was happening.
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Old 04-17-2007   #17 (permalink)
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Waking up after dozing off at the beach with a huge hardon.
Getting a hardon in the suana at my gym.
Hardon in sweats at the supermarket.

Happens all the time.
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Old 04-18-2007   #18 (permalink)
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The most embarassing hard on happened in junior college. I was wearing a new pair of no fly briefs with Levis white cords. I soon found out that the flimsy, cotton briefs stretched out quckly and offered no support. As I was walking across the parking lot, my pointing up dick slid to the right side and the head and shaft fell down. I had never freeballed or wore boxers, so hanging down made me feel out of control. The ribbed corduroy rubbing on the head of my cock gave me a big stiffy, and white shows it the best. I had heavy books in one arm and a coffee mug in the other, so there was no way to adjust. I was running late for class and couldn't stop to let my boner go down. I always wear sunglasses, so I didn't have to make eye contact with all the people who looked. Even though I was embarassed, it was highly erotic to walk with an erection and get stared at. Needless to say, I had to relieve some tension when I got home that day. I'm sure that the other guys who saw me had to do the same.
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Old 04-19-2007   #19 (permalink)
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18 senior in HS. A teacher had called in sick so we didnt have subs so wed have to go to a study hall or something like that. We had this room with computers and this cool older teacher who let us just hang so a few of us were there hanging and this girl was near me and she gave me a back rub..it was mostly innocent and all while we all talking... anyway i felt that i was getting a boner but it felt good and all...and tried to liek hide it... and well she stopped and I stodd up and it was like totally hard and up pushing at my belt ( i was wearing jeans) everyone was hysterical, i was embarrased but ok with it. In my year book there are a bunch of references to the uplifting computer room incident. My buddy, who had liked this girl and who didnt really know about my size heard about the incident...was talking to the girl and in a jokin way only HS guys can do.. said.. I guess it was embarrasing for him .. i hope you didnt laugh at how small it was.. her response was.. from what I saw there was nothing small going on there"
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Old 04-23-2007   #20 (permalink)
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I had two embarassing moments in HS,

One was at gym, in our pool when I dove into the water and had my loose trunks come all off. One of the idiots in my class must have grabbed them cause when I realized it, I looked around and couldnt find it. Luckily, it was my junior year, so I had already gotten a good 8x4 erect penis, so I simply swam over to the side, told the female swim instructor that I had to go dry off, she told me to go get a towel and I did. Someone yelled out that my shorts were off, people laughed, and then got quiet. I made sure to turn around and thank the instructor, and then went and dried off.

The other time was in my sophomore year, when we had an honor roll assembly, and I had to walk across. I was only about 6-7 long, but as I walked across there were a lot of giggles and laughs in the audience.
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Old 04-23-2007   #21 (permalink)
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Was on a class trip to DC, fell asleep on the bus with a girl. Funny thing was that I had no idea until a few weeks later, apparently there was a picture circulating with the both of us asleep and me with a boner but I never saw it.
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Old 04-23-2007   #22 (permalink)
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Where is the most embarressing place you have ever had a visable erection. And who saw it?
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First time with my doctor during an exam...got over that...he ask for it

But the most embarrassing place place was at church, when my step-dad called on me unexpectedly, to stand and read a scripture in front of the church congregation ...needless to say, he never did call on me again.
In fact, no one did anymore.
It's a bit funny now. But it wasn't then...got my butt whipped by pops for that embarrassing moment.
Oh well, those things happen by nature.
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Old 04-23-2007   #23 (permalink)
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Woke up one morning and thought that no one was home. My sister was and she was very polite to just say I see were at attention today.
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Old 04-23-2007   #24 (permalink)
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Third, travelling on a train in Europe aged 18, I fell deeply and soundly asleep in one of those compartments with half a dozen people. Waking up a few hours later, I discovered I'd had a wet-dream and my crotch was soaked through. On discovering this, I got up, picked up my bag, and left the cabin without making any eye contact.

In the grand scheme of things, the first two were not that embarassing, but still memorable stories. The third, however, was very embarassing.
I don't know which would be worse: For the other passengers to realize what happened and know that was a wet dream or for the other passengers to think you sat there and pissed in your pants while asleep.
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Old 04-25-2007   #25 (permalink)
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Dance class is usually the roughest, especially since I'm essentially the only guy in classes.
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Old 04-25-2007   #26 (permalink)
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I remember a situation that happend to me when I was a kid. I was going into a target store from it's storefront sidewalk when I was about ten feet away from the entrance doors a women was exiting. she was going the opposite direction that I was coming from. while we was approching each other I notice that she was smiling and looking at me. just before we crossed paths she started to chuckle. I did not realized what she was chuckling at until I look down and was completly embarrassed.



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Old 04-25-2007   #27 (permalink)
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One of the most embarrasing so far was my own fault.

I didnt have my own tv back then so i used to ask to borrow my mother and her mans room to be able to view whatever i wanted to.
A program that takes up questions about sex and so aired and i started watching it.
As a 14 year old you get horny maybe a bit to easy sometimes and as this show had a few girls in the show to answer the questions and so i started unwrapping my pants which i have gotten just that day from my mother.

Started to have a little wank infront of that show and boom my mother rushes in and i cover under a blanket.
Hey <my name> come show <her mans name> your new jeans i bought for you.
At this point i had my cock standing out of the fly with a ragin hardon so i said "no not now, ill show it later when i go to bed" but she refused a no so she kept begging me and i just said "OK THEN" and rushed right up trying to hide my little pole standing right out with my hands as i ran into my room.

I showed the jeans to him and so but the next day when i asked to borrow their tv my mother said "ok but no more naughty things!".
I got red and just went into their room.

She must have seen my little (5" back then) penis when i ran out, what an awful thought back then!

Im not a size king, 'just' 6.5" x 5".

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Old 04-25-2007   #28 (permalink)
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I was arrested back in Miami a few years ago. During the strip-search at County Jail the officers were everything but friendly. I was left naked and handcuffed for nearly an hour in a small holding-cell together with 4-5 other inmates.

I'm not sure why they did that to us, but my guess is that they just wanted to embarrass us and make sure we knew who's in charge. It worked.

With our hands cuffed behind us we were totally vulnerable and, while all of us were in the same situation, it was still humiliating to the core.

A few minutes in to it, I could feel my dick starting to swell. I don't know why, but for every heartbeat a little more blood would pump through the organ making it thicker by the minute. As I nervously shifted my weight from one foot to another, my dick swung heavier for every move, until it was impossible for the other inmates not to notice what was going on. They looked, no one saying anything. But I knew what they were thinking and I was so embarrassed.

By the time the guards returned, all the dudes had taken long looks at my meat. While the intensity of my erection had varied, at its worst, I had sported a long, fat semi with a string of precum hanging from the piss-hole. And there was nothing I could do to hide it.

The officer in charge saw it too and, unsurprisingly, ordered me to be the first to be searched. I had to step out in the hallway and then - with everyone watching - had to bend over while one of guards brutally inserted a finger up my butthole. It hurt and made me feel like a piece of livestock.

As the rest of the inmates were searched, I stood to the side watching - my butthole burning and my penis still at half-mast - realizing that I had no will of my own anymore. I belonged to the Department of Corrections now and there was nothing I could do about it.

It would take three weeks before I got out and the strip-search was just the first of many times I wouldn't be able to hide my erection in the jail. Little did I know, but there would be many more strip-searches to come, the showers and toilets didn't have any stalls, and the sleeping blanket was just a thin sheet unable to hide the contours of your body from your bunk-neighbor three feet away. All in all, there was no privicy whatsoever.

I almost think that the jail was built that way on purpose as a way to further punish the inmates. Because with no where to shoot your load your nuts would get fuller by the day and you'd walk around with your dick half swollen all the time. The D.O.C. controlled even your sexuality and thus the core of your manhood.
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Old 04-26-2007   #29 (permalink)
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Most embarrassing time I can think of was when I did a pap smear. I was wearing scrubs and had on boxers. No hiding it. There was a female nurse / med technician present also. So I told her to finish up... and I left the room.

Afterward she (the assistant having noticed it) brutally hounded me over it like she wanted some.
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Old 04-26-2007   #30 (permalink)
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First time with my doctor during an exam...got over that...he ask for it

But the most embarrassing place place was at church, when my step-dad called on me unexpectedly, to stand and read a scripture in front of the church congregation ...needless to say, he never did call on me again.
In fact, no one did anymore.
It's a bit funny now. But it wasn't then...got my butt whipped by pops for that embarrassing moment.
Oh well, those things happen by nature.
You were beat by your father for something you could not control? I sure hope he didn't have diaper duty when you were an infant.
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