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Sorry I posted this in my reply to another thread but made me wonder if anyone else knows about the... IRISH CURSE!! (insert spooky music) Its quoted in Good Will Hunting and I met an

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Old 04-28-2007   #1 (permalink)
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Irish Curse

Sorry I posted this in my reply to another thread but made me wonder if anyone else knows about the...

IRISH CURSE!! (insert spooky music)

Its quoted in Good Will Hunting and I met an american lass who said "I hope you haven't got the Irish Curse?"

Apparently we are famous for having a Red Nose and Short Hose. (or in english, we have small willys and drink alot!)

Anyone else heard this or even worse agree with it?!
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Old 04-28-2007   #2 (permalink)
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No its not that we have small willys, its just we drink too much to get it up
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Old 04-28-2007   #3 (permalink)
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The first I had ever heard of the Irish Curse was also in the movie "Good Will Hunting." I asked my girlfriends about it and they laughed and said go ask your boyfriend. Since I had dated an Irish-American guy for 10 years at that point I guess they figured I liked little dicks. I guess he dodged the curse as he rarely had more than 2 drinks of anything. And at 8"x5.5" he was what I consider to be well hung.

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Old 04-28-2007   #4 (permalink)
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I've been with many Irish, Scottish, and English guys.

The English in my experience have (for the most part) very big cocks. I've never been with one that's less than average but mostly they're big and thick.

The Irish and Scottish vary though. More often than not they're not large. Maybe it's a Celtic thing.

And as for Italians having big cocks? My experience says it's a myth.
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Old 04-28-2007   #5 (permalink)
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I am Irish American on my fathers side. All the males in that line that I have seen are hung like horses. If this is true, I guess my ancestors broke the curse when they came to America!
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Old 04-28-2007   #6 (permalink)
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Last time I heard an Irish curse was when he got splinters in his tongue after his buddy spilled some whisky on the floor.
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Old 04-28-2007   #7 (permalink)
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Fuck the fuckin lot of yis, ye are all a fuckin bunch of old fuckin horse fuckin hoors, ye fuckin big bollix headed, arse scratching, fish smellin fuckin fuck-faced, fanny arsed fucks!

Now that*, my friends, is an Irish curse

I've fucked a great many Irishmen, having spent more than 10 sexually active years in Ireland (so I mean Irish, none of this my granny said her grandaddy was an 1840's immigrant hooey) and I can tell you they vary - widely, and longly

* not, of course, addressed to anyone here - just there as an example
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Old 04-28-2007   #9 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Talmidge View Post
No its not that we have small willys, its just we drink too much to get it up
Some heathen sons of Formorians blame that effect on Saint Patrick rather than on alcohol.
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Old 04-28-2007   #10 (permalink)
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Fuck the fuckin lot of yis, ye are all a fuckin bunch of old fuckin horse fuckin hoors, ye fuckin big bollix headed, arse scratching, fish smellin fuckin fuck-faced, fanny arsed fucks!

Now that*, my friends, is an Irish curse
That sounded Scottish to me--
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Old 04-28-2007   #11 (permalink)
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That sounded Scottish to me--
Notorious copying bastard Scottish!
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Old 04-28-2007   #12 (permalink)
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Ye gods doesn't anyone bother to search the site first?

Irish curse

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100% Irish descent here. Check my gallery and judge if I'm cursed or not.


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Old 04-28-2007   #13 (permalink)
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I've never even heard of it.
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Old 04-28-2007   #14 (permalink)
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I'd be prepared to lend my services with a measuring tape if all the Irish guys want to come to Manchester!
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Old 04-28-2007   #15 (permalink)
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The Polish curse is you can't stop Bowling...............
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