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Biggest on record Perhaps this was asked somewhere here, but I'm wondering who has the biggest and longest cock ever recorded ever. I once came across a site that claimed the biggest dick ever was

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Old 06-01-2007   #1 (permalink)
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Biggest on record

Perhaps this was asked somewhere here, but I'm wondering who has the biggest and longest cock ever recorded ever. I once came across a site that claimed the biggest dick ever was measured around 13 or 14 inches-something like that, but you come across porn stars and people claiming measurement of 15 inches,16 inches,17 inches,18 and 19 inches.

I don't want to get into a big debate on this, but I figure you guys and gals might have a few facts-maybe a few opinions on this subject.

Letís see what shows up. Later.

Old 06-01-2007   #2 (permalink)
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There are some websites with obviously fake 18" cocks, and other websites exaggerate.
I think about 13" is the largest measured one, but I don't know who or whether there are any pics of it.
According to the ever reliable Wikipedia, Mandingo is the biggest current working porn star, he's 11 3/4" long:
::west coast productions present biggest dick in porn exculsive content only seen here...

Basically if you see a porn film with a bigger cock than that, it's almost certainly fake.
Old 06-01-2007   #3 (permalink)
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Biggest on record

Perhaps this was asked somewhere here, but I'm wondering who has the biggest and longest cock ever recorded ever. I once came across a site that claimed the biggest dick ever was measured around 13 or 14 inches-something like that, but you come across porn stars and people claiming measurement of 15 inches,16 inches,17 inches,18 and 19 inches.

I don't want to get into a big debate on this, but I figure you guys and gals might have a few facts-maybe a few opinions on this subject.

Letís see what shows up. Later.
I'm pretty sure Jonah Falcon (I think that's his name) has the longest recorded schlong in the history of, well, recorded schlongs. It's something like 13 or 14 inches long... the bastard makes us all look small, haha.
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Old 06-01-2007   #4 (permalink)
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I'm pretty sure Jonah Falcon (I think that's his name) has the longest recorded schlong in the history of, well, recorded schlongs. It's something like 13 or 14 inches long... the bastard makes us all look small, haha.
burnsie, I don't believe JF's dick is anything like that long.
Somewhere there is a shot of his dick compared to his forearm ... and you'll never see it longer than in that pic.
And it might be just a tiny bit longer than his forearm.
In your own gallery, you have a dick-to-forearm shot that is just slightly less long than your forearm ... and you are only claiming 8 inches (which I'm sure it is).
Puffery aside, Jonah might be a hair longer than nine inches, but that's about it. Huge, of course, but nowhere near his claims.
Embarrassing to bother posting this, but ...
Old 06-01-2007   #5 (permalink)
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I believe the longest cock ever is 13.5 inches...I believe that it is Jonah Falcon who has that length. That, however, is f-ing enormous!
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Old 06-01-2007   #6 (permalink)
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I believe the longest cock ever is 13.5 inches...I believe that it is Jonah Falcon who has that length. That, however, is f-ing enormous!
Quite true.
It stretches from his wrist to his shoulder blade.
Fuckin' enormous, man.
Old 06-01-2007   #7 (permalink)
D_Garmanswait Glassnads
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JF isn't 13 inches. There's a shot of him doing the watch, I can do the watch and I'm only 8 inches.
Old 06-01-2007   #8 (permalink)
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burnsie, I don't believe JF's dick is anything like that long.
Somewhere there is a shot of his dick compared to his forearm ... and you'll never see it longer than in that pic.
And it might be just a tiny bit longer than his forearm.
In your own gallery, you have a dick-to-forearm shot that is just slightly less long than your forearm ... and you are only claiming 8 inches (which I'm sure it is).
Puffery aside, Jonah might be a hair longer than nine inches, but that's about it. Huge, of course, but nowhere near his claims.
Embarrassing to bother posting this, but ...
Good point. If it's the biggest dick on record, can't we have some photographic proof at least?
Old 06-01-2007   #9 (permalink)
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We just don't have the data, and it doesn't look like we're going to get it any time soon. The LPSG gallery, which must be one of the world's most extensive repositories of photographic evidence, had the chance to be a useful source of data. But it's been contaminated with too much crap - photoshop specials and the like. That's the real problem with fakers; it's just impossible to collect useful data when so many think it's cute to wallow in bullshit.

The numbers posted here are essentially all useless. We can calibrate written claims against the real world without too much difficulty. Going by claims alone, one might think that the average LPSG male is seven feet tall and has an IQ of 210. Both claims are clearly and obviously gross BS. The smart money would bet that just about all penis dimension claims are no more reliable.
Old 06-01-2007   #10 (permalink)
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I doubt you'll find facts on this subject. People fake penis sizes a lot. And in the porn industry, there is a lot to be gained (for marketing purposes) from lying about size. And that's aside from the usual look-at-me reasons for lying.

The tallest man ever was something like 8'11". And that was readily apparent to look at him. The world's biggest penis isn't so obvious. And there's only one way to measure height - there are plenty of ways to measure penises (flaccid, hard, flaccid stretched, along the curve, along the top, bone pressed, not bone pressed, etc...). And that's just length. What about girth or volume?

Hard to be anything like definitive, even assuming people are honest. (And I try to never assume that)

You're sitting on a gold mine, Trebek
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Old 06-01-2007   #11 (permalink)
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Good point. If it's the biggest dick on record, can't we have some photographic proof at least?
It is a good point, and it has been made and made and made.
Yet people still pop up claiming Jonah Falcon's WMD is the longest in recorded history.
Perhaps George Tenet says so.
Of course, it's not important ... but one wonders why people persist in believing something for which there is no evidence ... and indeed substantial evidence of the claim's falsehood.
Maybe we should all move en masse to the Creation Museum thread, which touches on similar issues of evidence-immune faith.

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Old 06-01-2007   #12 (permalink)
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burnsie, I don't believe JF's dick is anything like that long.
Somewhere there is a shot of his dick compared to his forearm ... and you'll never see it longer than in that pic.
And it might be just a tiny bit longer than his forearm.
In your own gallery, you have a dick-to-forearm shot that is just slightly less long than your forearm ... and you are only claiming 8 inches (which I'm sure it is).
Puffery aside, Jonah might be a hair longer than nine inches, but that's about it. Huge, of course, but nowhere near his claims.
Embarrassing to bother posting this, but ...
Haha, yes, I'm 'only' claiming 8 inches... I'm a midget.

Hmm... Here's the Wikipedia entry for Jonah's schlong (because if it's on the Internet, it's gotta be true):
Falcon's penis has been described as 9.5 inches (24 cm) long when it's in flaccid-state or soft and 13.5 inches (34.3 cm) long when it's in erect-state or hard. In the erect state the circumference of his penis has been estimated at about 8 inches, meaning that his erect penis approximates the dimensions of an Italian pasta rolling pin. However even in the "erect" state the measurements are unclear.
So there you have it, there seems to be a definite contention regarding the size of his member.
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Old 06-01-2007   #14 (permalink)
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You can debate Jonah Falcons cock size all you want, but the only thing you CANNOT dispute is that he is BUTT-UGLY....and has an awful body...

Usually, I dont care if a guy is ugly IF he is HUNG and in shape, but JF comes off as a cocky asshole, and I dont think that just having a big cock as your claim to fame should make a guy a prick.....

Alyn
Old 06-01-2007   #15 (permalink)
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