So if I develop a rash in jail...

...does that mean I can just go home? That would be pretty cool.

Perhaps it would be a friction rash at the opening of your ass.

"I am the whoring mother of whom Leonard and Sweaty Bill speak..."

Unlikely, seeing as this is an 'exit only' door.

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Not in jail

If I ever get sent in jail, I'm gonna be the one doing the pounding, not the other way around.

Trust me.

Maybe Alex was commenting on the qualities of prison food...

You're sitting on a gold mine, Trebek

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I would be more than happy to apply the lotion on your rash.
As for the pounding, I'd be willing to take one from you.

Solamente dici l'amore.

"imagination is part of reality" - roberto rosselini
"pasta and magic are life" frederico fellini

Ah, burnsie, lot a people there on break and enter charges.
Heh heh.

I suddenly feel the urge to mention that I was referring to Paris Hilton's lightning-quick stint in jail when I made this thread. Sometimes, I think I'm too subtle for my own good.

It's not that you're too subtle but that you offer, willy nilly, too many distractions, my good fellow.

And sometimes a thread just begs to be hijacked.

"I am the whoring mother of whom Leonard and Sweaty Bill speak..."

Yeah, it was the pounding part made this thread very interesting :-)
I volunteer.

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yeah there was a thread called paris hilton allready

because she's such a big dick

And maybe they sent her away so nobody would get what she had.

Lots of willy, not much nilly, I thought.

NCbear (who thinks Burns1de has a great beard too)

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you also have to suffer a mental breakdown, and don't forget to cry for mommy also.

lets face it, that bitch was a waste of sperm.