Originally Posted by BayAreaGuy
First of all, let me just say that I'm not into grandpas, and I don't think a fat dude is sexy just because he's given up on life and labeled himself a "bear." That said, I want Mike Rowe to do terrible, terrible things to me. Dirty Jobs’ Mike Rowe: Bear Or Not? - Bearotic
Wait, wait, wait.....are you saying Mike Rowe is OLD and FAT? Fucking hell, you're kidding, right? He's only 48! Don't tell me, you're one of those whiny super-queens who thinks anyone over 25 is "oh my god, like, so totally prehistoric, eww!" and anyone heavier than a scrawny 70 kg twink is "oh my god, like, a total pig, eww!".....