worlds 3 biggest lies

1 it'll only hurt for a little while
2 ill only put in the head
3 i promise not to cum in your mouth.

Worlds 3 biggest lies

1. Don't worry I'm on the pill. (I only say this when I am on the pill. I have NEVER lied and said I was, when it wasn't.)
2. Oh no, honey that Ceasar hair cut makes you look just like Kevin Costner!
3. Size Doesn't Matter. It's the motion of the ocean.

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1.- No, I've never faked it with you.
2.- You're the biggest I've ever seen!
3.- I weigh 110 pounds.

[please note tongue placed firmly in cheek]

1 - they were half price in the sale
2 - I don't even know who she is
3 - It was like that before I touched it

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1/ The Cheque is in the post
2/ I'd love to see your mother
3/ I'll be ready in five minutes

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That has never happened to me before.

1. Yes, you're the first person I've done this with.
2. That was the best orgasm I've ever had.
3. If you eat me out, I'll fuck you.

What if the hokey pokey is what it's all about?

you're the best I've ever had(to date)-supplementary
I never had anyone give me a more intense orgasm
Of course they're natural!

Ya ain't seen an attitude like a North jerseyan attitude. Hey,hetero 5'10", 185 lbs, brown/black hair, hazel green eyes, 10.5X7.5, looking for that very special romance.

I'm not interested in getting PM's from complete strangers, nor do I wish any solicitations about cock size, getting together. etc. So trust me when I tell you that you will be deleted from my message banks and put on ignore.

If I don't know you, you aren't getting a friendship request approved.

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1. The check is in the mail,

2. I've never jacked off, ever,

3. I won't cum in your mouth.

No new taxes

I do not recall that

I won't cum in your mouth.

Ya ain't seen an attitude like a North jerseyan attitude. Hey,hetero 5'10", 185 lbs, brown/black hair, hazel green eyes, 10.5X7.5, looking for that very special romance.

I'm not interested in getting PM's from complete strangers, nor do I wish any solicitations about cock size, getting together. etc. So trust me when I tell you that you will be deleted from my message banks and put on ignore.

If I don't know you, you aren't getting a friendship request approved.

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1. I will call you right back.

2. I never said that.

3. I will paid you back on Friday.

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1. Divorce is wrong.

2. No, that isn't marijuana you're smelling.

3. Online relationships never turn out well.

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I do not chat, I do not cam
I do not like them, Sam I am.

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1. Everyone is equal (applies to RIGHTS; doesn't apply to intelligence, looks or worth)

2. Oil is the only economical fuel.

3. Elvis is dead.

I'm into wood... can you catch my drift?

1. I'll do it in a minute
2. It was like that when you lent it to me
3. Of course you're not interupting anything (said breathlessly and most frequently to children and, via telephone, to mothers)

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1. I'll still respect/love you in the morning
2. The check is in the mail
3. I'm from the government and I'm here to help you.